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Thursday, September 13, 2007

Blue Gal's "photoshop this picture" Post

Blue Gal had a "photoshop this picture" contest, and this is my entry. I am not really happy with any my captions though. Can anybody think of a good one?

14 Comments:

At Thu Sep 13, 08:22:00 AM, Fran / Blue Gal said...: I guess he looks up to me, but I didn't expect it would be that much. pffft. Hilarious!

And what a nice six pack Special K is sporting....If my legs were that thin they'd snap like toothpicks. bwa ha!

Love it. Thanks.
At Thu Sep 13, 08:23:00 AM, Fran / Blue Gal said...: I think, btw, that ending the war with magic hyperbole is better than prolonging the war with same. Which is what we're doing now....
At Thu Sep 13, 08:42:00 AM, Jess Wundrun said...: "Oh, hello, Elizabeth! We uh, we were just waiting for you...."
At Thu Sep 13, 09:19:00 AM, Swinebread said...: "Blue Girl, you know the expression make love not war right?"
At Thu Sep 13, 10:26:00 AM, Distributorcap said...: Love Is Blue (L'Amour Est Bleu
Paul Mauriat, 1968
Music by Andre Popp
Lyrics by Pierre Cour
#1 for 5 weeks in 1968
sung by
Andy Williams

Blue, blue, my world is blue
Blue is my world now I'm without you
Gray, gray, my life is gray
Cold is my heart since you went away
At Thu Sep 13, 11:28:00 AM, Anonymous said...: 1. narrator: After their clandestine 2nd marriage in Salt Lake City, Mr. & Mrs. Bluecinich prepare for some bathtime fun.

2. Dennis: Mmmm...darling, you're my Blue Light Special!

BlueGal: That's right, Dennis. I've got two cans of Blue Light Special right here for you.

3. (off-camera): Dennis, is that you? I'm home early from shopping with the girls! Elizabeth Edwards landed another speaking engagement and messed up our whole day!

4. Blue Gal: Well, darnit! I guess we'll have open your own six-pack a bit later.

Dennis: Ignore her, Blue! The troops aren't going to pull out of this surge so early!
At Thu Sep 13, 11:44:00 AM, Evil Spock said...: If Bluey and Kucinich gets together, can Evil Spock go on date with Mrs. Kucinich?
At Thu Sep 13, 06:07:00 PM, Fran said...: I arrive late to the party again...And even if I was embarrassingly early, what could I come up with that is funnier than any of this?

I have enjoyed my visit- thoroughly!
At Thu Sep 13, 07:07:00 PM, Anonymous said...: "Do you live around here?"
At Thu Sep 13, 07:56:00 PM, Anonymous said...: "Hi Dennis, forget that witch I see you with all the time and run away with me to Fiji."
At Thu Sep 13, 11:37:00 PM, Freida Bee said...: Option 1:

K-"I always knew W was wrong about the weapons of mass destruction because I've been hiding them under this towel."

Option 2:

BG-"NOW I understand what you've been talking about when you say "strength through peace". It's no wonder you have few supporters (not enough time to "convince" all the voters of your "postition",) but I understand why now that those you do have are VERY loyal."
At Fri Sep 14, 06:31:00 PM, Anonymous said...: After all, politics is a contact sport.
At Sun Sep 16, 06:02:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: These are all great, everybody!
At Mon Sep 17, 03:56:00 PM, BAC said...: K: Does this towel make my head look big?

BAC

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Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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