I find it extremely distressing how many humans have tried to disassociate themselves from the evils of the present administration by rhyming my name with that of the GOP shill General David Petraeus. It is a scandal! I am shocked and dismayed at this blatant besmirchment of the good name of Zaius. My thanks to Spocko for exposing this contemptible slander.
Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.