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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Falafels for Everybody!

News Hounds: Bill O'Reilly's Anticipated Moment of Self Righteous Glory Ruined By Keith Olbermann
TV Newser: The Scoreboard: Friday, Sept. 7

5 Comments:

At Tue Sep 11, 01:09:00 AM, Pavel Chekov said...: Has O'Reilly seen this? He just may soil his trousers.
At Tue Sep 11, 04:00:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: I heard that he was so startled upon hearing the news that he dropped his loofah.
At Tue Sep 11, 06:29:00 AM, Fran said...: Now that is funny. You made me laugh twice. Smooches for you, you big hairy ape!

(i wanted to laugh 3 times, but ann... no can do!)
At Tue Sep 11, 10:50:00 AM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: That's the best news I've seen in a long time.
At Wed Sep 12, 09:10:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: FranIAm: I agree. There is nothing funny about Ann Coulter.

Dr. Monkerstein: I know! I was so happy when I saw this! Americans are starting to watch the only real news show besides Jon Stewart and Stephan Colbert.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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