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Saturday, September 22, 2007

Confessions of the Lovelorn

8 Comments:

At Sat Sep 22, 02:02:00 PM, Germaine Gregarious said...: You know, if an alien will lie to his girlfriend, he will lie to the whole country. (Just ask Hayley!)
At Sat Sep 22, 09:58:00 PM, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...: I hear he's quite the animal in bed, though.

A bit cold blooded as well...
At Sun Sep 23, 04:05:00 AM, Sleestak said...: Smears! Scurrilous smears!
At Sun Sep 23, 09:46:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Germaine Gregarious: Poor Hayley. I swear that he has broken her heart for the last time!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Really? There, you see? The awful truth about Sleestak becomes clearer with each passing day.

Sleestak: Your rebuttal is a bit weak, you cad!
At Sun Sep 23, 10:27:00 PM, Swinebread said...: meh, it's the Altrusians that get me hot.
At Mon Sep 24, 12:22:00 AM, Freida Bee said...: Oh no he di'int!
At Tue Sep 25, 11:16:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Swinebread: is it the shorter stature, the extra finger on each hand, and the golden yellow skin tone that gets go going? or are you just into the psionic technologies?

Freida Bee: Oh, yes he did! Seeing is believing.
At Tue Sep 25, 12:35:00 PM, Swinebread said...: It's that groovy Smock… …and I guess the psionic technologies

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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