Tomorrow is International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
(ITLAPD) This is a very important day for all of us, but it is an expecially important day for Cap’n Dyke, Lesbian Pirate Queen & Rogue Blogger!
Everybody who is worth their salt should go over to the Blog of the good Cap'n and say hello! And ye 'ad better be talkin' like a pirate, if ye know what's good for ye.
And I know what ye be about t' say. "But Dr. Zaius, I don't know how to talk like a pirate!"
Well, luckily thar be some special pirate book learning and internet stuff that will help ye out o' this embarrassin' gap in your nautical vocabulary.
To learn to speak pirate, you must study hard and drink deep from the well of pirate knowledge:Talk Like a Pirate: Pirate Translatoryarr.org.uk: How To Be Speakin' Pirate-Likeio.com: Pirate Glossaryyoutube.com: Talk like a Piratewikipedia.org: Talk Like a Pirate Day
In this example we see the words of the president rendered delicately into pirate speak: