Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Saturday, September 22, 2007

If American TV News Can't be Honest, Can't We at Least Have Melissa Theuriau?

The complete and utter failure of American television news would be a whole lot easier to bear if we had newscasters like Melissa Theuriau. Just watch a video clip of her delivering the evening news. See what I mean? I feel better informed already, and I have no idea what she's talking about!

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At Sat Sep 22, 12:53:00 PM, Blogger Mark said...

Dr. Zaius, agreed. I can work on my listening comprehension skills while my heart flutters .... Plus, Brian Williams et al get on my nerves.

At Sat Sep 22, 02:05:00 PM, Blogger Germaine Gregarious said...

When she says "gheeooorjeu booooosh" it sounds actually kinda sexy. The only time in human history that has ever happened.

(I wonder if she could be payed to say "Gheeeeoooorjeu boooooosh, I faaaart in your general die-recshon" like the scene in Monty Python's Holy Grail? It would be precious!)

At Sat Sep 22, 06:17:00 PM, Blogger BAC said...

I think I'm in love ....


At Sun Sep 23, 02:54:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Almost as hot as Sandra Lou.

At Sun Sep 23, 09:19:00 AM, Anonymous mwb said...

Wait, the French get her as a anchor and we get Katie Colic?

Never have I so wanted to be French.

At Sun Sep 23, 09:41:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Mark: Yes! Who cares what the news is today if Melissa Theuriau is reading it.

Germaine Gregarious Ha! What an image - Melissa Theuriau saying, "Gheeeeoooorjeu boooooosh, I faaaart in your general die-recshon." It took Bush to make Reagan look good, now it takes Melissa Theuriau to make bush sound sexy! Her Frenchness makes my Habeas want to Corpus.

BAC: She can salt my Freedom Fries anytime.

Dr. Monkerstein: Almost! But Sandra Lou is wearing a mini skirt and go-go boots, so she has an advantage!

MWB: Here are some picture sof Katie Colic at her best: [ 1, 2, 3 ]

At Sun Sep 23, 06:28:00 PM, Blogger BAC said...

Hey, I like Katie ...


At Mon Sep 24, 12:00:00 PM, Blogger Evil Spock said...

You have quite the francophone fetish.

She's adorable. Evil Spock needs to get back to France stat.

At Tue Sep 25, 11:11:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

BAC: Sorry!

Evil Spock: A french accent is nice, but a british accent is nicer!


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