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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Ahoy! It be International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Cap'n Dyke, Lesbian Pirate Queen & Rogue Blogger!

Shiver me timbers! Time be a wastin', so don' be dallyin'. Ye best be on yer way to visit the Cap'n, me hearty!

5 Comments:

At Wed Sep 19, 02:07:00 PM, Fran said...: I did not just link to Cap'n Dyke, I also wrote another post that links to you good Dr.
At Wed Sep 19, 03:53:00 PM, GETkristiLOVE said...: Zais be one salty dog.
At Wed Sep 19, 06:03:00 PM, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...: Ar, this be one o' my favored of days. I'll keelhaul the lot o' yee f'r not sharin' ye booty!
At Thu Sep 20, 10:04:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: FranIAm: You are very kind, thank you FranIAm!

GETkristiLOVE: I'm like nacho chips with salsa!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Arr, methinks it be yer booty that needs to be a'sharin', matey!
At Sat Sep 22, 04:58:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Once again, Me Sweet, Salty Sawbones, Ye come up with an eye-fillin' banquet for Me Special Day. A low bow, Me Sweet, an' a Piratical Kiss Bestowed on yer Fuzzy Cheek.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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