Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Monday, September 10, 2007

White House: "Let the Turd Polishing Begin!"


Petraeus to brief Congress on Iraq today.

Turd Polishing: The act of trying to make something hopelessly weak and unattractive appear strong and appealing. An impossible process that usually results in a larger, uglier turd. Urban Dictionary

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At Mon Sep 10, 12:23:00 PM, Blogger Germaine Gregarious said...

I think it was without irony that chimpy mcstagger referred to his pal rove as 'turd blossom'.

It is all of a piece.

At Mon Sep 10, 12:47:00 PM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

do you think Pickles shines Chimpy's turds?

At Mon Sep 10, 05:21:00 PM, Blogger Pavel Chekov said...

Some turds are more shiny than others?

At Mon Sep 10, 07:09:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a turd polish AND a shit sandwich spread!

At Tue Sep 11, 03:58:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Germaine Gregarious: "Turd Blossom" is a fitting name for Karl Rove, becuase he is tapered at either end and his rhetoric has a distinct aroma.

Distributorcap: No. Tony Snow shines the president's turds. The First Lady shines his helmet.

Pavel Chekov: No, but there are those that believe that a turd can made shinier, and therein lies the quandry.

Morse: Two - count 'em, two taste treats in one!


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