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Saturday, September 15, 2007

Physician, Heal Thyself

I apologize, I expect that there shall be light posting for a bit. I have the flu.

8 Comments:

At Sat Sep 15, 12:02:00 PM, Freida Bee said...: Get well, Dr. Z! Your nurse will be mis-medicating you any minute now.
At Sat Sep 15, 01:00:00 PM, Fran said...: Feel better. And watch out for those "human" nurses. Just sayin'...
At Sat Sep 15, 08:44:00 PM, Pavel Chekov said...: Rest and lots of liquids. Yes, lots of liquids.
At Sat Sep 15, 10:54:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Physician, heal thyself.... those damned humans aren't as edumacated as you...

Get well soon, my favorite Simian.

Might I U/L you some chicken soup for the hirsute soul?
At Sun Sep 16, 05:23:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Freida Bee: I have always said that if you are going to be medicated, it's better to be mis-medicated. (Prefereablly over medicated!)

FranIAm: Inddedd, yes. The only thing scarier than a human nurse is a human doctor. They are just animals!

Pavel Chekov: Sound advice. Now if I can just get my IV filled with Stolichnaya, all will be well...

Dee Loralei: Mmm! Chicken soup for the simian soul! You are very kind indeed, Loralei.
At Sun Sep 16, 08:29:00 AM, Jess Wundrun said...: You must not have gotten your flu shot before you traveled from 1,971 years hence. A mistake I'm sure you won't make again.
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That's a little bouquet of wildflowers that I picked for you. Flower arranging has never been my strong point. I hope they don't make you sneeze.
At Sun Sep 16, 07:41:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Feel better, Dr. Z.
At Mon Sep 17, 08:36:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Jess Wundrun: Can a flu shot from the future prevent an illness in the past? Hmm... another of many paradoxes. Thank you very much for my flowers! You are so kind, that I think ill more often. I love the attention!

Morse: Thank you for your kind wishes, sir.

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Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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