Musingwear's "Stretchy-Seat" Underpants for Republicans

Whether you are committing American taxpayers to pay obscene sums of money to Haliburton, or just destroying healthcare programs for our country's children - if you are a Republican congressman, then you need Musingwear's "Stretchy-Seat" Underpants to help you twist and conflate the truth in all of those hard to reach places. The facts are always stretchier in Musingwear's "Stretchy-Seat" Underpants!

Musingwear's "Stretchy-Seat" Underpants - for that extra-wide stance!
5 Comments:
Hot man on man on stretchy action.
No doubt they are available in crotchless?
I MUST have a pair of these!
- Jeff/James/top Gannon/Guckert/bottom
P.S. Screw you liberal media!
This is false advertising as the man in your ad is wearing one of those sexy worksuits (thanks- I've been wondering what was under them,) but they are usually worn by people actually working.
Dr. Monkerstein: Mano y Mano! Just as Ronald Reagan intended.
Jess Wundrun: Perhaps to make the "truthiness" more accesible?
Randal Graves: Gannon/Guckert must wear these - He is extra stretchy!
Freida Bee: Hey! It's hard work supporting corporations and selling out the American people!
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