The presidential candidate iSplotchy has offered himself up on the lobbyist's chopping block.
If you are corporate pig-boy lobbyist willing to help a large chunk of cement and pipe sell it's soul for some of the tainted filthy lucre, visit iSplotchy's official point-of-purchase site
today and join in with the other Washington lobbyists to destroy the soul of yet another idealistic mineral of the people. There are only 6 shopping days left! The iSplotchy sale proves once again that the road to the White House is paved with corporate greed and self-serving intentions.