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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Yet Another Candidate Succumbs to the Voice of Corporate America

The presidential candidate iSplotchy has offered himself up on the lobbyist's chopping block. If you are corporate pig-boy lobbyist willing to help a large chunk of cement and pipe sell it's soul for some of the tainted filthy lucre, visit iSplotchy's official point-of-purchase site today and join in with the other Washington lobbyists to destroy the soul of yet another idealistic mineral of the people. There are only 6 shopping days left! The iSplotchy sale proves once again that the road to the White House is paved with corporate greed and self-serving intentions.

Oh, and get your iSplotchy T-Shirt today!

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At Tue Oct 30, 08:48:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Splotchy has sold his soul!

At Tue Oct 30, 09:08:00 AM, Blogger Germaine Gregarious said...

A sawed off muffler stuck in quik-crete does not have a soul.

'Muricans will fall for anything! I swear.

Stick with the ape and the lez. (And ditch the fez!)-

Germaine, the only candidate you want to see naked.

At Tue Oct 30, 10:07:00 AM, Blogger Splotchy said...

The iSplotchy may be for sale, but at a price every hard-working American citizen can afford.

The iSplotchy isn't a hoity-toity doctor living in a mansion on a hill somewhere, or some glamorous upper-crust lesbian elitist listening to the decadent stylings of Burt Bacharach in her penthouse apartment.

iSplotchy Is Folks ™.

At Wed Oct 31, 07:48:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Dr. Monkerstein: Indeed. Proof positive that he is a legimate politician.

Germaine Gregarious: "Ditch the fez! Stick with the ape and the lez." Hey, that's kind of catchy! Your a poet, Ms. Gregarious. (BTW, my pelt is quite lush and attractive, thank you.)

Splotchy: You mean every hard-working American lobbyist, you corporate pig pipe.

At Wed Oct 31, 02:51:00 PM, Blogger FranIAm said...

Ouch! Picking on Dr. Monkey was one thing...

But not my Splotchy!!

My Splotchy- love it or leave it.

I've said that before and I will continue to.

They will have to pry that damn iSplotchy out of my cold dead hands.

And those two Bush bee-yotches have never laid a cocaine dusted finger on the iSplotchy.

How you defame. Really Dr.!


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