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Thursday, November 08, 2007

Strange Bedfellows

Pat Robertson and the Christian Coalition have slightly altered their previous position...

...Homosexuals - NO!

But cross dressers - FABULOUS!

4 Comments:

At Thu Nov 08, 12:30:00 PM, Freida Bee said...: That slight alteration of postition is all it takes to satisfy most Republicans.
At Fri Nov 09, 02:34:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: I think that most Republicans have been trained to hear only what they are supposed to hear.
At Fri Nov 09, 07:30:00 PM, Fran said...: The apocalypse is surely upon us. Which is fine, because then the rest of us can get on with our lives.

Finally!
At Sat Nov 10, 05:36:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: I find it hard to believe that Jesus is going to go to all of that trouble and come to Earth only to save the most stuck up and self-rightous.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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