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Saturday, December 01, 2007

Like a Rock...

...As in sinking like a stone. Fred Thompson's latest polls in New Hampshire put him at 2.8%. TPM

4 Comments:

At Sat Dec 01, 11:29:00 PM, Becca said...: Ahhhh yes! Everytime I think people are just dumb enough to elect another actor into office they prove me wrong. This is one instance I really don't mind being wrong. Goodbye Fred I won't miss you!
At Sun Dec 02, 05:15:00 AM, Distributorcap said...: so i guess the trophy wife with big tits only has a base of 2.8%
At Sun Dec 02, 11:24:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: Oh, come on, with his vast reservoir of energy? You all watch him bounce back, you just watch!
At Mon Dec 03, 08:28:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Becca: I agree! The last time I saw an intellect like Fred Thompson's, I was scraping it off the bottom of my shoe. Still waters apparently not only run deep, they can also run really, really stupid.

Distributorcap: It is quite possible that the percentage of contribution to Fred Thompson's campaign that his wife hooters gave him was considerably higher than 2.8%. Perhaps if she had a pre-planned "wardrobe malfunction" they could contribute significantly more.

Randal Graves: He will bounce back alright! Right back into made-for-TV obscurity.

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Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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