Poetry Corner, With Dr. Zaius
Hello, boys and girls! I am enjoying a cigar and a snifter of brandy here in my lavish underpantsatorium. I am here today to tell you about the latest poem by the great Freida Bee.
What I know of man was written long ago in the future... by our great Lawgiver! But what man knows of ape is shrouded in lies and hypocrisy. Only one human has stepped forward with the true simian message of hope... The message that is written in the underpants! The great poetic prophet Freida Bee has spoken. Check it out!
What I know of man was written long ago in the future... by our great Lawgiver! But what man knows of ape is shrouded in lies and hypocrisy. Only one human has stepped forward with the true simian message of hope... The message that is written in the underpants! The great poetic prophet Freida Bee has spoken. Check it out!
7 Comments:
Oh my, double linkage.
"Votre underpantsatorium est le milieu de tout le dernier underpantsery de la sorte présidentielle."- J'ai surpris la parole de Sandra Lou à vous.
"Lbhe haqrecnagfngbevhz vf gur zvyvrh bs nyy gur yngrfg haqrecnagfrel bs gur cerfvqragvny fbeg," V bireurneq Fnaqen Ybh fnl gb lbh.
"Su underpantsatorium es el entorno de todo el underpantsery más último de la clase presidencial," yo oyó por casualidad la opinión de Sandra Lou a usted.
"Your underpantsatorium is the milieu of all the latest underpantsery of the presidential sort," I overheard Sandra Lou say to you.
Underpantsatorium? Darling, do invite me in. Or are you trying to hide something....?
The poet laureate of the soon-to-be-President!
is fredia bee related to freida bee?
Nice. Is she related to Freida Callo?
Wait, I know a great poem too!
There once was a man from Nantucket...
What's that, Dr. Zaius? I can't finish my poem? You have a family values oriented blog? Oh, sorry!
Freida Bee Freida Bee, you are to humans what our great Lawgiver is to apes!
I think that Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said it best, and I parpaphrase:
A wondrous poem by Frieda Bee
All the world doth heartily agree
She’s our poet laureate
Delivering a baccalaureate
And when elected, she will have her very own Underpantsoree.
Germaine Gregarious Oh, do come in, Ms. Gregarious! I feel like you already live in my Underpantsatorium.
Randal Graves You speak the unvarnished truth, Mr. Graves!
Distributorcap Very nice. Just wait until I spellcheck your blog! this is Liberality's revenge...
Spocko Ah, what Freida Callo is to art, Freida Bee is to words...
Johnny Yen Mitt Romney is from Nantucket. 'Nuff said.
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