Hello, boys and girls! I am enjoying a cigar and a snifter of brandy here in my lavish underpantsatorium. I am here today to tell you about the latest poem
by the great Freida Bee.
What I know of man was written long ago in the future... by our great Lawgiver! But what man knows of ape
is shrouded in lies and hypocrisy. Only one human has stepped forward with the true simian message of hope... The message that is written in the underpants! The great poetic prophet Freida Bee
has spoken. Check it out!