Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

I'm Dr. Zaius, and I Approve This Message.



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At Wed Jan 02, 01:55:00 PM, Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

Happy New Year Zaius... enjoy the first 10 months because you won't be happy for the last two after you lose the election.

Monkey/Love 2008 - the sexy choice!

At Wed Jan 02, 04:41:00 PM, Blogger MichaelBains said...

Looks like your plans for the New Year are all in Motion! Kudos!!!

HNY Doc!

At Wed Jan 02, 08:40:00 PM, Blogger BAC said...

LOVE the new campaign ads, Dr. Z ... you may have won me over with this one!


At Wed Jan 02, 08:43:00 PM, Blogger skippy said...

happy new year, dr. zaius!

At Thu Jan 03, 12:12:00 AM, Blogger Swinebread said...

You've got my vote

At Thu Jan 03, 12:21:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

For someone who has a lesbian for a running mate you sure churn out phallic campaign art.

At Thu Jan 03, 06:45:00 AM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

can i caucus for you?

At Thu Jan 03, 09:03:00 AM, Blogger anna said...

You've got my vote. Your obviously the best looking candidate!

At Thu Jan 03, 09:24:00 AM, Blogger CDP said...

Dr. Zaius,
An unnamed source claims that you have stated that humans will need to "graciously submit to your simian leadership" should you be elected. Can you comment?

At Thu Jan 03, 04:05:00 PM, Blogger FranIAm said...

That is a pretty cool campaign ad.
I could be back in just from this!


Are you two "caucusing"? It sounds deliciously naughty, doesn't it?

At Thu Jan 03, 05:16:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Wow, that one's almost like the Cher video.

At Fri Jan 04, 09:04:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure it all looks good, but what about Zaius' planned economic reforms.

Pogs are not a viable unit of currency, even if they bear Zaius' image!

At Fri Jan 04, 09:56:00 AM, Blogger Liberality said...

that's one hell of a pistol you are packing there!

At Fri Jan 04, 10:14:00 AM, Blogger Pete Bogs said...

did you intentionally use Yes lyrics in this post?

At Fri Jan 04, 11:08:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

GETkristiLOVE: I think that you will find that although many American's tolarate and accept those that practice Monkey-Love, they are far happier with traditional Happy Underpants.

MichaelBains: Nothing can stop me now! Happy New Year, Michael Bains!

BAC: Yay! In the end I am sure that you will realize who is the master of this house... An Ape!

Skippy: Happy New Year, Skippy!

Swinebread: Thank you, sir. Us photoshoppers gotta stick together.

Dr. Monkerstein: As a doctor, you should know that there are no phallic images, only phallic interpretations. How long have you had this obsession with your own phallic interpretations of the world, Doctor?

Distributorcap: DCap! But of course! Democracy is for everybody. ¡Mi caucus su caucus!

Anna: Why, thank you! I am not only highly attractive, I am also quite humble, dont'cha know.

CDP: That's ridiculous! Humans have never done anything "graciously"!

FranIAm: You will return to the Zaius/Gregarious fold when the scales of iSplotchy's false promise are lifted from your eyes. Are Ms. Gregarious and I "caucusing"? Why we caucus every day! (Metaphorically, of course.)

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Wow! It's is cool being compared to Cher! Who is Cher, exactly?

MWB's World: Let's not let the proverbial pog out of the economic bag just yet, Dr. Smith. All things in due time, I always say!

Liberality: My dear, I do indeed pack quite a pistol. But you should see Germaine Gregarious' pistol collection! Wow!

Pete Bogs: This text is actually from an early James Bond film advertisement. Obviously Yes stole it from Albert R. Broccoli.


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