Zaius Nation - Some Apes Are More Equal Than Others

Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

I'm Dr. Zaius, and I Approve This Message.

14 Comments:

At Wed Jan 02, 01:55:00 PM, GETkristiLOVE said...: Happy New Year Zaius... enjoy the first 10 months because you won't be happy for the last two after you lose the election.

Monkey/Love 2008 - the sexy choice!
At Wed Jan 02, 04:41:00 PM, Michael Bains said...: Looks like your plans for the New Year are all in Motion! Kudos!!!

HNY Doc!
At Wed Jan 02, 08:40:00 PM, BAC said...: LOVE the new campaign ads, Dr. Z ... you may have won me over with this one!

BAC
At Thu Jan 03, 12:12:00 AM, Swinebread said...: You've got my vote
At Thu Jan 03, 12:21:00 AM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: For someone who has a lesbian for a running mate you sure churn out phallic campaign art.
At Thu Jan 03, 06:45:00 AM, Distributorcap said...: can i caucus for you?
At Thu Jan 03, 09:03:00 AM, annabkrr said...: You've got my vote. Your obviously the best looking candidate!
At Thu Jan 03, 09:24:00 AM, Claire said...: Dr. Zaius,
An unnamed source claims that you have stated that humans will need to "graciously submit to your simian leadership" should you be elected. Can you comment?
At Thu Jan 03, 04:05:00 PM, Fran said...: That is a pretty cool campaign ad.
I could be back in just from this!

Nice!

Are you two "caucusing"? It sounds deliciously naughty, doesn't it?
At Thu Jan 03, 05:16:00 PM, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...: Wow, that one's almost like the Cher video.
At Fri Jan 04, 09:04:00 AM, Anonymous said...: Sure it all looks good, but what about Zaius' planned economic reforms.

Pogs are not a viable unit of currency, even if they bear Zaius' image!
At Fri Jan 04, 09:56:00 AM, Life As I Know It Now said...: that's one hell of a pistol you are packing there!
At Fri Jan 04, 10:14:00 AM, Anonymous said...: did you intentionally use Yes lyrics in this post?
At Fri Jan 04, 11:08:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: GETkristiLOVE: I think that you will find that although many American's tolarate and accept those that practice Monkey-Love, they are far happier with traditional Happy Underpants.

MichaelBains: Nothing can stop me now! Happy New Year, Michael Bains!

BAC: Yay! In the end I am sure that you will realize who is the master of this house... An Ape!

Skippy: Happy New Year, Skippy!

Swinebread: Thank you, sir. Us photoshoppers gotta stick together.

Dr. Monkerstein: As a doctor, you should know that there are no phallic images, only phallic interpretations. How long have you had this obsession with your own phallic interpretations of the world, Doctor?

Distributorcap: DCap! But of course! Democracy is for everybody. ¡Mi caucus su caucus!

Anna: Why, thank you! I am not only highly attractive, I am also quite humble, dont'cha know.

CDP: That's ridiculous! Humans have never done anything "graciously"!

FranIAm: You will return to the Zaius/Gregarious fold when the scales of iSplotchy's false promise are lifted from your eyes. Are Ms. Gregarious and I "caucusing"? Why we caucus every day! (Metaphorically, of course.)

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Wow! It's is cool being compared to Cher! Who is Cher, exactly?

MWB's World: Let's not let the proverbial pog out of the economic bag just yet, Dr. Smith. All things in due time, I always say!

Liberality: My dear, I do indeed pack quite a pistol. But you should see Germaine Gregarious' pistol collection! Wow!

Pete Bogs: This text is actually from an early James Bond film advertisement. Obviously Yes stole it from Albert R. Broccoli.

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