Zaius Nation - Some Apes Are More Equal Than Others

Monday, January 21, 2008

Presented Without Comment

8 Comments:

At Mon Jan 21, 12:09:00 PM, Dean Wormer said...: Bah!

Ciggarettes, coffee and wine don't lead to nice, white teeeth no matter what that ad says.
At Mon Jan 21, 01:28:00 PM, Randal Graves said...: Sweet! With authentic French teeth, I won't need to practice the language anymore! Thanks, Dr. Zaius!
At Mon Jan 21, 05:33:00 PM, Comrade Kevin said...: A little dab'll do your pearly whites well!

(If only it worked).
At Mon Jan 21, 08:37:00 PM, Fran said...: french teeth for french kisses...
At Tue Jan 22, 05:15:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Dean Wormer: There is just no truth in advertising.

Randal Graves: Well, at least you will be able to chew in French!

Comrade Kevin: hmm... I wonder how you say "dab" in French?

FranIAm: Whee! That's right! Yesiree!
At Tue Jan 22, 11:31:00 AM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: I wonder if they send French kisses by mail as well.
At Wed Jan 23, 08:56:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Jeepers, I don't know. Wouldn't it be great if you could get French kisses by email? Ooo-La-La!
At Thu Jan 24, 10:05:00 AM, Anonymous said...: Don't laugh. I ordered them and the French teeth came delightfully packed in one Sandra Lou.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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