Zaius Nation - Some Apes Are More Equal Than Others

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

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8 Comments:

At Tue Jan 22, 06:34:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: I vant to drink yoor vodka!
At Tue Jan 22, 11:03:00 AM, M.Yu said...: A Black Olive? That is an affectation that should not be tolerated. A finger maybe...
At Tue Jan 22, 02:54:00 PM, dguzman said...: Open zee vindow, let mee een! Open zee vindow! You know you vant to!
At Wed Jan 23, 08:43:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Randal Graves: There is something to be said for this ad. There is a comparison between vampirism and alcoholism, and yet they are openly selling vodka. That's chutzpah!

M.Yu: Ick!

dguzman: As Dracula is a vampire, he must first be invited in - for cocktails perhaps... ?
At Wed Jan 23, 02:29:00 PM, Comrade Kevin said...: Is she waiting on her husband, the setting of the sun, or the socially acceptable time to start hitting the bottle?

Maybe he's controlling and only lets her drink at night.
At Thu Jan 24, 06:29:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: So many important questions, so little vodka.
At Thu Jan 24, 02:05:00 PM, Freida Bee said...: This takes existential angst to new, marketable, levels.
At Fri Jan 25, 06:59:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: The question is, if it becomes popular, is it still angst?

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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