It's All About the Weenies!
No time for blogging today! Ms. Gregarious and I are deciding where we should next enforce good old American freedom! In the meantime, you can watch this swell video about capitalism! It's all about a group of teenagers on a high-school radio program that discuss the definition of capitalism, using the example of the butcher who supplies the weenies for their picnic. They needed weenies, and Mr. Brown the butcher had weenies. It's as simple at that!
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And those weenies contained little bits of mex'can workers who got no workplace protections what with being illegal n'all. And that's cuz Mr. Red owned the meat packing plant and didn't have to worry about any OSHA inspectors coming around. What with the cupla extra bucks he gave Senator Puce.
If I had extra weenies, I'd probably sell them, too.
all of these people voted for Ronald Reagan, even the guy in the tres gay sweater.
contracts, profit motives, competition -- -sounds like a promo for Halliburton
Well their picnic worked out great for everyone, except the pigs who ultimately provided the weenies. That's the difference between theory and practise. In reality capitalism benefits every pig at the trough! It's survival of the fattest!
Just remember everyone, weenies can be cooked on an open flame and covered with sauerkraut!
They did a swell job of making capitalism seem positively dreamy!
Sam the butcher had a weenie as well.
At least that's what Alice told Mrs. Brady when they were alone.
(Rimshot)
Jess Wundrun: Mr. Red? Senator Puce? Where is Mr. Pink? It sounds like a Tarentino movie!
Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: You always have been rather loose and free with you wieners.
Distributorcap: Don't worry - the free market will fix everthing!
AgentOrange: Eek! I hadn't thought of the pigs. Good line, "It's survival of the fattest!"
Randal Graves: Why would you wnat to cover anything with sauerkraut? Blecch!
Some Guy: Yes! And all thanks to the weenies!
Dean Wormer: Zing! Ba-dum-bum-pum.
As usual, no one addresses the valid complaint of the crabby housewife with her bag of overpriced groceries.
That depends, Übermilf - did you buy weenies?
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