Zaius Nation - Some Apes Are More Equal Than Others

Saturday, February 09, 2008

Jeepers!

5 Comments:

At Sat Feb 09, 12:24:00 PM, Dean Wormer said...: That's awesome! She's staring right at Archie's package. Obviously our parents were right about rock n roll being a bad influence.
At Sat Feb 09, 08:03:00 PM, Comrade Kevin said...: The square dancing! Then the taffy pull afterwards!
At Sat Feb 09, 11:37:00 PM, Mauigirl said...: I was an Archie comic fiend. I still have a pile of Archie comics from when I was a kid.

I have a feeling Dean is right that that scene was meant to be a bit, um, suggestive!
At Mon Feb 11, 08:19:00 AM, Anonymous said...: You darn Archie comics pusher!

Betty and Veronica are the gateway drug.

Next thing you know your victims are paying collectors prices for back issues of Archie's Weird Mysteries!
At Mon Feb 11, 03:27:00 PM, dguzman said...: Hey now, they're just talking about the big game or a party at Reggie's! Don't you foul my favorite eternal virgins like this!

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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