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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Dick Cheney Shares His Unique Perspective On Recent Election News

18 Comments:

At Wed Apr 23, 07:56:00 AM, Distributorcap said...: so?

8-)
At Wed Apr 23, 08:42:00 AM, Some Guy said...: Brilliant as usual, Dr.!
At Wed Apr 23, 08:58:00 AM, Susan of Texas said...: I knew there was a reason he let his little grandson with gay parents live.

Dessert!
At Wed Apr 23, 09:38:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: I wonder what he does with the bones. Does he eat those too, throw them into a bottomless pit, or use them to make art?
At Wed Apr 23, 10:11:00 AM, Jess Wundrun said...: Randal, knick knack paddy wack, he gives them to Lynne.
At Wed Apr 23, 10:36:00 AM, Spirula said...: Where's his flag pin? Huh? HUH?! I knew he was a Fore plant!
At Wed Apr 23, 10:47:00 AM, Kelly the little black dog said...: Love it!
At Wed Apr 23, 12:24:00 PM, Dean Wormer said...: That's because he eats them raw.
At Wed Apr 23, 01:47:00 PM, GETkristiLOVE said...: That was pretty damn funny. I don't even have a wisecrack to add. Odd, isn't it?
At Wed Apr 23, 05:10:00 PM, BAC said...: Too funny!

BAC
At Wed Apr 23, 05:54:00 PM, Unknown said...: I came over for the first time on FranIAm's recommendation in her post. What? I've been missing all this fun?

What a great thing you've got going on here! Looking forward to reading you again.

I think I followed all the applicable Blue Gal advice for bloggers here! :-)
At Wed Apr 23, 06:50:00 PM, Becca said...: Thank you for giving me the biggest laugh of the day!
At Wed Apr 23, 08:09:00 PM, The Cunning Runt said...: Ooooooo, my gut!!

That punchline took me out for the count!!!!
At Wed Apr 23, 11:16:00 PM, Mauigirl said...: I'm with you, CR. ROTFLMAO! So perfect!
At Thu Apr 24, 04:32:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Distributorcap: Ha! Good one! :o)

Some Guy: Thank you!

Susan of Texas: Ick! That actually makes a certain degree of sense...

Randal Graves: Bones are used to make soup stock, of course!

Jess Wundrun: Ha! That would explain who "this old man" is! The dog must be Barney.

Spirula: I fear it is worse than that. Dick Cheney is an eight-dimensional Lektroid from Planet 10!

Kelly the dog: Thanks, Kelly!

Dean Wormer: But seasons them, like Kobe Beef.

GETkristiLOVE: That's OK! Good to hear from you.

BAC: Hee hee! Thanks, BAC!

Pagan Sphinx: Thanks, Pagan Sphinx! I like your blog too. I noticed that you have a lot of Mona Lisa's on your blog. Did you create the images yourself? They are cool!

Becca: Thanks, Becca!

The Cunning Runt: Coming for you, that means a lot. You are the master of the punch line!

Mauigirl: Thanks, Mauigirl!
At Thu Apr 24, 06:21:00 AM, Fran said...: Where is my twentyfive cents? I sent another reader to your blog.

Why did I negotiate so low. It has now taken me 5 months to make my first dollar.
At Thu Apr 24, 10:44:00 AM, pissed off patricia said...: And old shooter should know. He almost got to taste a lawyer but he hit him in the face instead of the heart.
At Fri Apr 25, 05:35:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: FranIAm: I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today, FranIAm...

pissed off patricia: Ha! Lawyers taste better after they have been tenderized by litigation.

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