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Tuesday, April 08, 2008

The New Math

John McCain: 'I know a lot less about economics than I do about military and foreign policy issues. I still need to be educated.'

I think John McCain was being facetious when he said that he doesn't know much about economics. [ 2 ] I think that he has a keen grasp of the present economic situation in the United States.

8 Comments:

At Tue Apr 08, 06:51:00 AM, Jess Wundrun said...: I think you have some mad photoshoppin skillz.
At Tue Apr 08, 09:13:00 AM, Claire said...: I agree with Jess. I'd change the word "borrows" to "steals" and your work is done.
At Tue Apr 08, 10:01:00 AM, Dean Wormer said...: Professor McCain would have spitballs on the back of his jacket in my opinion.
At Tue Apr 08, 10:59:00 AM, Spirula said...: Maybe you could have his writings trail off into a scribbling of obsenities. I think it's something Cindy might appreciate.
At Tue Apr 08, 07:41:00 PM, Distributorcap said...: dr z!

mccain isnt a hallibuton guy

he will make sure every savings and loan is well taken care of
At Tue Apr 08, 07:42:00 PM, Steve said...: Dr Z
You are from the future can't you stop this? Perhaps some brain experiment for Senator McLame?
At Tue Apr 08, 09:00:00 PM, Madam Z said...: Great post, Dr. Zaius. However, I do have some minor corrections to Professor McLame's statement: It should read, "White house borrows $gazillions from China and Japan, while placing the future of each family in the United States in great jeopardy, then gives the money to Helliburton and other War Fuckers."

BTW, Dr. Z, do you offer classes in photo shop? If so, please sign me up!
At Wed Apr 09, 05:55:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Jess Wundrun: The image is actually from here. I just added the text and McSame's head. (Ack! I forgot to add a shadow!)

CDP: Stolen? You mean like the election? ;o)

Dean Wormer: Indeed! Big gooshy ones.

Spirula: McCain's prose has been known to get a bit purple, hasn't it?

Distributorcap: I disagree! McCain loves all bribes equally, based on their denomination!

pidomon: I most certainly will stop this, as soon as I am elected president!

Madam Z: I originally had a bit about China's role in the text, but it was too long. I had to cut it. And I would be glad to teach you this "Photoshop" that you speak of, except I don't know what it is! All of the pictures on my blog are real! ;-P

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