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Monday, May 19, 2008

The Cellular Trim-Ray

Light Lass and the cellular trim-ray

3 Comments:

At Mon May 19, 01:39:00 PM, Unconventional Conventionist said...: The Cellular Trim Ray should NEVER have to wait. I never go anywhere without mine.
At Tue May 20, 10:25:00 AM, mwb said...: So let's get this straight. Light Lass who's power is to make things weigh less, needs to get rid of extra weight?
At Tue May 20, 03:25:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Unconventional Conventionist: Ack! We are all slaves to technology!

MWB: Yes. The logic is impeccable, no? ;o)

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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