Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.

 

I was tagged for this meme by Jess Wundrun, whom I shall exact revenge from at a later date. The meme goes like this:

* The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.

* Each player answers the questions about himself or herself.

* At the end of the post, the player then tags five people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know they’ve been tagged and asking them to read your blog.

1. Ten years ago I was:

Younger.

2. Five Things on Today's To Do List:

I'm really not that organized - I don't make out "To Do Lists" on a daily basis. My day usually starts with a big pot of coffee, though. There are often meals and sleeping involved.

3. Things I'd do if I were a billionaire

I would join forces with George Soros and his Secret Robot Army to buy FOX News. I would not fire any stars of the existing FOX News shows - I would instead hold them to their contracts and force them to work from 2 A.M. to 5 A.M. selling products that are guaranteed to enlarge that "certain part of the male anatomy". During regular hours I would hire all of my favorite bloggers and people from Think Progress and Media Matters to run the network.

4. Three Bad Habits

In my youth, I used to read a book every day or two when I was younger, but I have not read a book from start to finish since the internet. I read voraciously, just not books anymore.

I love old movies, especially old horror and sci-fi movies. I will watch an old movie over and over again, even when there is something new and perhaps more intersting on.

I am a terrible slob.

5. Five Places I've lived

Beta Antares IV, Caladan, Delta Vega, Endor, Triskelion, etc.

6. Five Jobs I've had in life:

* Busboy and Waiter.

* Stat Camera Technician, Color Separation, etc.

* Animator, Art Assistant and Freelance Web Designer.

* Technical Support Specialist.

* Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith (Ape City).

I persecute tag the following bloggers: BAC [ 2 ], Übermilf, The Unconventional Conventionist, Madam Z, Pissed Off Patricia, Batocchio and Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.