Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Friday, May 16, 2008

Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.


I was tagged for this meme by Jess Wundrun, whom I shall exact revenge from at a later date. The meme goes like this:

* The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.

* Each player answers the questions about himself or herself.

* At the end of the post, the player then tags five people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know they’ve been tagged and asking them to read your blog.

1. Ten years ago I was:


2. Five Things on Today's To Do List:

I'm really not that organized - I don't make out "To Do Lists" on a daily basis. My day usually starts with a big pot of coffee, though. There are often meals and sleeping involved.

3. Things I'd do if I were a billionaire

I would join forces with George Soros and his Secret Robot Army to buy FOX News. I would not fire any stars of the existing FOX News shows - I would instead hold them to their contracts and force them to work from 2 A.M. to 5 A.M. selling products that are guaranteed to enlarge that "certain part of the male anatomy". During regular hours I would hire all of my favorite bloggers and people from Think Progress and Media Matters to run the network.

4. Three Bad Habits

In my youth, I used to read a book every day or two when I was younger, but I have not read a book from start to finish since the internet. I read voraciously, just not books anymore.

I love old movies, especially old horror and sci-fi movies. I will watch an old movie over and over again, even when there is something new and perhaps more intersting on.

I am a terrible slob.

5. Five Places I've lived

Beta Antares IV, Caladan, Delta Vega, Endor, Triskelion, etc.

6. Five Jobs I've had in life:

* Busboy and Waiter.

* Stat Camera Technician, Color Separation, etc.

* Animator, Art Assistant and Freelance Web Designer.

* Technical Support Specialist.

* Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith (Ape City).

I persecute tag the following bloggers: BAC [ 2 ], Übermilf, The Unconventional Conventionist, Madam Z, Pissed Off Patricia, Batocchio and Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.

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At Fri May 16, 07:26:00 AM, Blogger FranIAm said...

Endor? You lived on Endor?

I lived on Endor too!

When were you there????

I thought you looked vaguely familiar.

At Fri May 16, 09:19:00 AM, Blogger Unconventional Conventionist said...

O no! If I told the lie I want to, your sources on Beta Antares would surely out me about it.


At Fri May 16, 09:42:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

no fibbing - i used to work for a doc who was a liberal public health issues bigwig, who was briefly a consultant on a soros-funded project. so indirectly perhaps, the evil socialist tentacles have groped me as well. i feel so f?!?ing special.

now excuse me, i have to go spike the reservoir with gay communist LSD.....

At Fri May 16, 09:44:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Surely you don't mean our big toe. It's already big, that's why it has that name!

At Fri May 16, 05:16:00 PM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

maybe you can hire Hillary to clean your house when she stops campaigning

At Sat May 17, 04:47:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So... While on Beta Antares IV, how'd you do in the annual Fizzbin tourneys? I found the best winnings were always after dark on Tuesdays...

At Sat May 17, 01:07:00 PM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

Thanks for playing sir!

At Sat May 17, 05:20:00 PM, Blogger Übermilf said...


At Sun May 18, 12:39:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I've been whaaaaa--?

At Sun May 18, 10:51:00 PM, Blogger BAC said...

Hummmm ... since not much has changed since I did this meme a few days ago could I simply copy and past Yikes! [1] to Yikes! [2]?


Thanks ... you are too kind sir!


At Mon May 19, 08:11:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

FranIAm: I'm not surprised that you have been to Endor. You've been everywhere! You are very well traveled. You may have me confused with an Ewok or Wookie, though. Humans just aren't very good at discerning the difference between the hairier species.

Unconventional Conventionist: If you have been to Beta Antares IV, then I guess you are familiar with the rules of Fizzbin... It is remarkable how similar the game of Fizbin is to the rules of copy editing. Care to play a few hands? ;o)

Ex-Lion Tamer: Well, if you are going to be groped by tentacles, I guess that it's best to be groped by evil socialist tentacles! Cthulhu lives!

Randal Graves: Big toe? I don't get it. Orangutans don't have any toes. We have four hands!

Distributorcap: That's just mean! Be nice. ;o)

Starship Tim: Yep! I have always had the best luck when playing the inhabitants of Sigma Iotia II. The Iotians seem to take to the game so well! It is remarkable how similar the game of Fizbin is to the rules of copy editing.

Jess Wundrun: But of course, my dear!

Übermilf: My sincerest apologies. :o(

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: My sincerest apologies to you as well, Jon. :o(

BAC: Sure! I am all about Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V!

At Mon May 19, 08:44:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I have posted my response to yon tagging.


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