The Paradox of a Possible 'Pregnancy Pact' Plot!

 

No time for blogging today! With aid of a quick tuxedo rental and a gratuitously gravid faux-pregnancy get-up, Germaine Gregarious and I have disguised ourselves as typical American teenage 'shotgun' newlyweds! I am sure that we will blend right in. We are off to Taxachusetts to uncover the suspicious paradox of a possible 'pregnancy pact' plot! (The mainstream media only covers the most important news stories, so we are going to the bottom of this mystery by quizzing the forgetful school superintendent. I am sure that under Ms. Gregarius' thorough and relentless inquisitive probes, the pesky pedagogical popinjay shall prove to be a pusillanimous pip-squeak!) In the meantime, you can watch this swell video! It's the 1967 theater trailer for the film, Teenage Mother. It's about a 15 year-old girl, Arlene Sue, who went "all the way" to trap the boy that she really wanted. She just wanted to get a little bit pregnant. According to the narrator, "In addition to the film, their will be a brief lecture on how to use our bodies." (Listen to the soundtrack to the trailer - It sounds like it's from an action adventure war movie!)