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Thursday, June 19, 2008

LGPPP, Inc. Corporate Training Video

After my running mate, Germaine Gregarious, made this swell video for our campaign, I have taken the liberty of publishing this LGPPP, Inc. Corporate Training Video.

16 Comments:

At Thu Jun 19, 03:36:00 PM, Spirula said...: Wow! That was so realisitic and so similar to my own experiences.

Well, except for that really fake van crash.

Everybody knows vans blow-up if you flip them.

Everybody.
At Thu Jun 19, 06:20:00 PM, Fran said...: Are they accepting applications over there??
At Thu Jun 19, 06:41:00 PM, Steve said...: I'm not qualified to join the team but I volunteer for support staff
At Fri Jun 20, 09:25:00 AM, Unconventional Conventionist said...: Simian site, Lesbian shootists. How could people NOT vote for you?
At Fri Jun 20, 10:09:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: Now that's a teevee show I'd watch. You know, 'cause all campaigns are teevee shows, but this one has ACTION!
At Fri Jun 20, 10:37:00 AM, Dean Wormer said...: What show is that in reality? It looks cool. And British.
At Fri Jun 20, 10:47:00 AM, Ubermilf said...: Lingerie Terrorist is my new career goal.
At Fri Jun 20, 02:31:00 PM, Germaine Gregarious said...: Darling! Imagine the recruits that we can gather! This is absolutely fabulous, my dear. Beyond, truly.

I think that franiam can be assigned to our 'vicar' position.

Not that we really have vicar's here in the United States, but it is so very fun to say.

Lovely, lovely, you big ape.
At Fri Jun 20, 03:41:00 PM, Utah Savage said...: I wrote you a lovely mash note yesterday but your fucking comment thingy would not allow it. Dr. Dear, unrig this thing so I can write long love letters to Germaine.
At Fri Jun 20, 09:03:00 PM, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...: That was pretty f-ing awesome.
At Sat Jun 21, 10:15:00 AM, Spook said...: if you have need of a spook call me.
At Sat Jun 21, 10:40:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Spirula: Ha! Things only 'splode when Diablo Cody wants 'em to 'splode! :o)

FranIAm: For you? You would have to ask Ms. Gregarious, but I am sure that she would be interested in hiring a blogger terrorist like yourself.

pidomon: Hmm.... You will have to ask Ms. Gregarious. Are experience working with explosives?

Unconventional Conventionist: Yay! You are wise in your choice of presidental candidate, my good sir.

Randal Graves: Indeed! The Zaius/Gregarious campaign puts the pain in campaigning!

Dean Wormer: What do you mean? These are actual video clips of the LGPPP in action!

Übermilf: Aha! It is indeed important to have a goal in life.

Germaine Gregarious: This is my "better-late-than-never" thank you for the swell video that you made for me for my birthday. I am afraid that it is not as good as yours, though.

Utah Savage: Hmm... I don't know what you mean, but if you would like to contact Ms. Gregarious you need to contact her at the LGPPP Corporate website.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Cool! I am glad that you liked it. :o)

Spook: Hmm... Espionage is our specialty...
At Sun Jun 22, 12:07:00 PM, Angry Ballerina said...: Sheer effing brilliance
At Mon Jun 23, 06:56:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Thanks, Angry Ballerina!
At Mon Jun 23, 10:47:00 AM, dguzman said...: OH
MY
GOD

I'll bring Miss Gregarious coffee, I'll file, I'll mop floors--anything.
At Thu May 14, 04:56:00 PM, BAC said...: How did I miss this????

BAC

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