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Friday, July 25, 2008

The Iraq-Pakistan Border

Karl Rove may have "The Math", but John McCain has "The Map"!

4 Comments:

At Fri Jul 25, 10:04:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: I can't wait until McCain becomes president and redraws all the maps and mathematical formulas and pop quiz answers. We'll all be retroactive A+ students! The smrtest nation ever.
At Fri Jul 25, 12:10:00 PM, Darwin's Dagger said...: I'd be more worried about the Iraq-Czechoslovakia border if I were him.
At Mon Jul 28, 10:23:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Randal Graves: Cool idea! I wanna be a retroactively graded student as well!

Darwin's Dagger: I know - Border disputes with countries that no longer exist can be harrowing! ;o)
At Tue Jul 29, 09:31:00 PM, Distributorcap said...: you left out all the little oil wells

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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