Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Friday, July 18, 2008

Talk to the Invisible Hand of the Marketplace

John McCain and George Bush understand the situation we face in America today...

...They have diagnosed the country's dilemmas...

...And offer real solutions to our 'imagined' problems...

Have no fear, the cure is at hand...

"Just take two 'symbolic-but-meaningless policy gestures' and call me in the morning!"

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At Fri Jul 18, 10:10:00 AM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

Well, to be fair to the Republicans, having a complete dumbass as president does actually take a mental toll on the psyche.

It's like being in a 747 and suddenly realizing the pilot is Andy Dick.

Know what I mean?

At Fri Jul 18, 11:37:00 AM, Blogger Freida Bee said...

Maybe this will validate psychiatry for Tom Cruise.

At Fri Jul 18, 12:43:00 PM, Blogger CDP said...

It's so clear to me now. Thank you.

At Fri Jul 18, 12:46:00 PM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

Are they running the McCain ad in your area where he actually makes fun of "hope"?

Or the RNC ad where they talk about how John McCain stands up to ... the RNC?

If they aren't being broadcast everywhere I'd be happy to find them on YouTube.

At Fri Jul 18, 12:54:00 PM, Blogger DCup said...

So there must be a pill for this, no?

At Fri Jul 18, 01:20:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

I just hope it's covered like my Viagra and not like that trollop-y birthing controlism.

At Fri Jul 18, 01:22:00 PM, Blogger niCk (Mem Beth) said...

It might be all in my head, but I know it's causing a pain in my ass

At Fri Jul 18, 03:43:00 PM, Blogger Übermilf said...

If they're saying BushCo has driven me crazy, I have to say that's the first thing we agree on.

At Fri Jul 18, 04:32:00 PM, Blogger Odile said...

The problem is in the ass and is causing a headache... you know, when the ass closes itself the rest of the body gets sick.

At Fri Jul 18, 06:54:00 PM, Blogger Unconventional Conventionist said...


See, it's all so juvenile on their parts.

Speaking of juvenile, I'd still like to pull Bush's hair and make him cry.

At Sat Jul 19, 01:11:00 PM, Blogger Utah Savage said...

There must be a pill for this, like Dcup said. I'm crazy and there's a pill for that. But if there is pill for this I'll bet it's one fucking EXPENSIVE PILL!

At Sat Jul 19, 03:52:00 PM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

we need a group hug.... you think cindy can lead one

At Sat Jul 19, 09:02:00 PM, Blogger FranIAm said...

Serious meds would be in order - if we could afford them.

Oh - there I go... whining again!

At Sun Jul 20, 11:55:00 AM, Blogger Angry Ballerina said...

And shrinks have the gall to wonder why I drink so much.

At Sun Jul 20, 02:05:00 PM, Blogger Billy Miller said...

I revisited some of the TM and EST techniques I learned in the 70's but what's up? I still don't feel better about the economy.

100% pure agave tequila helps, alas only temporarily and my "shroom" source dried up about 15 years ago!

At Mon Jul 21, 02:25:00 PM, Blogger Liberality said...

Now where have I heard this before? You know that reply/refrain "it's-all-in-your-head-dear-crap"

At Mon Jul 21, 06:51:00 PM, Blogger ThoughtCriminal said...

I could stand the sight of worms
And look at microscopic germs
But technicolor pachyderms
Is really much for me
I am not the type to faint
When things are odd or things
are quaint
But seeing things you know that ain't
Can certainly give you an awful fright!
What a sight!
Chase 'em away!
Chase 'em away!
I'm afraid need your aid
Pink elephants on parade!
Pink elephants!
Pink elephants!

At Tue Jul 22, 12:10:00 AM, Blogger Swinebread said...

Are drugs part of the therapy?

At Tue Jul 22, 03:26:00 PM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

So, this is apparently really just a bad dream on some kind of alternate plane of existence of which we are all travelers.

If only, If only...

At Tue Jul 22, 06:39:00 PM, Blogger Liberality said...

Dr. Z--there is a new candidate for the presidency that you should know about. Check out Journeys With Jood.

At Tue Jul 22, 10:57:00 PM, OpenID theardentthread said...

I just saw the prez nekkid! It wouldn't be so bad, but I just finished eating dinner...

The crown was a nice touch.

At Thu Jul 24, 03:05:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Dean Wormer: The problem with mental tolls is that you always have to have exact change. :o)

Freida Bee: I don't think that any psychiatrist wants to have Tom Cruise jumping on their couch, leaving footprints on their expensive upholstery.

CDP: So glad to be of help! :o)

Jess Wundrun: I don't know those two ads. McCain is not really running many ads out here in Ape City. I think that his campaign thinks that it is a "sure win."

DCup: Indeed! The only problem with Republican pills is that they are so hard to swallow. ;o)

Randal Graves: I think that they are putting Viagra in the Communion wafers now.

niCk (Mem Beth): Some of the Republican's best ideas come straight out of their ass!

Übermilf: Well, at least you guys agree on something!

Odile: You are correct, and these assholes are definitely making us sick!

Unconventional Conventionist: Ha! I would like to push Bush into a gym locker and lose the combination!

Utah Savage: The price we are paying for this prescription is already too high, if you ask me.

Distributorcap: Yay! Group hug! Let's sing Cumbaya!

FranIAm: Ha! No meds for you, you whiner.

Angry Ballerina: This administration has the whole country drinking.

Billy Miller: Mmm... Mushrooms are good on pizza! No anchovies, though. Ick!

Liberality: It is neither comforting nor candid to be told that a problem is merely a figment of one's imagination.

ThoughtCriminal: Ha! I love it! I am going to have to use those lyrics in a post someday! :o)

Swinebread: Indeed, but it is a bitter pill to swallow.

Comrade Kevin: Damned Daleks! Where is Dr. Who when you need him?

Liberality: Ack! Another candidate! Thanks, Liberality. :o)

The Ardent Thread: Oh, dear! My apologies. I think that a bromide is in order. ;o)


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