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Friday, July 18, 2008

Dining at Home With Dr. Zaius

I think that I'll skip the entrée and go straight to the dessert...

10 Comments:

At Fri Jul 18, 12:17:00 PM, Sleestak said...: Crunchy hard food makes young children's jaws strong so they can tear out the throat of their communislamaobamacists enemies?
At Fri Jul 18, 12:48:00 PM, Jess Wundrun said...: yeah, sleestak. when I was a kid cocoa pebbles were actually pebbles. kids today are so soft.
At Fri Jul 18, 12:57:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Dessert first. Always.

I'm into cake these days!
At Fri Jul 18, 01:21:00 PM, Randal Graves said...: You are the Emeril of the internets.
At Fri Jul 18, 03:51:00 PM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: Is that frozen ham? Two slices please!
At Fri Jul 18, 06:57:00 PM, Unconventional Conventionist said...: I'm afraid of what the dessert would be, unless it was ice cream.
At Sat Jul 19, 07:18:00 AM, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...: Mmm, frozen waffles, I bet.
At Sat Jul 19, 08:01:00 AM, Freida Bee said...: You really know how to bring home the bacon. Now you just have to learn how to fry it up in a pan.
At Thu Jul 24, 03:19:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Sleestak: "The better to eat you with, my dear..."

Jess Wundrun: Jeepers! When I was a kid Cocoa Pebbles were mostly Red Dye Number 2!

DCup: When in doubt, chocolate cake cures all. ;o)

Randal Graves: I think that I am the anti-Emeril, actually. :o(

Dr. Monkerstein: Hey! That's my line!

Unconventional Conventionist: That's the wrong attitude! Never fear dessert.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: You know what is sad? I actually eat frozen waffles.

Freida Bee: Hee hee! Good line, Freida. If I could learn to cook...
At Thu Jul 24, 01:56:00 PM, BAC said...: I see we have the same skills in the kitchen ... yikes!

BAC

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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