Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Groaner Alert


A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their lives studying the grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study the bears.

Finally their request was granted, and they immediately flew to New York and on west to Yellowstone. They reported to the ranger station and were told that it was the grizzly mating season and it was too dangerous to go out and study the animals. They pleaded that this was their only chance, and finally the ranger relented.

The Russian and the Czech were given portable phones and told to report in every day. For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard from the two scientists. The rangers mounted a search party and found the camp completely ravaged, with no sign of the missing men.

They followed the trail of a male and a female bear. They found the female and decided they must kill the animal to find out if she had eaten the scientists because they feared an international incident.

They killed the female animal and opened the stomach to find the remains of the Russian. One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what this means, don't you?"

The other ranger responded, "The Czech is in the male."

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At Thu Jul 24, 01:57:00 AM, Blogger commander other said...




At Thu Jul 24, 08:22:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Best bad joke ever.

At Thu Jul 24, 10:14:00 AM, Blogger Darwin's Dagger said...

Hello, John McCain, there is no such thing as a Czechoslovakian scientist. You're either a Czech scientist or a Slovak scientist, but you can't be both, not anymore anyway;) So the Slovak is in the male?

At Thu Jul 24, 10:28:00 AM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...


Of course I'm telling that joke to my kids.

At Thu Jul 24, 08:42:00 PM, Blogger Madam Z said...

This actually made me smile! And considering the way I feel tonight, that is a major scientific accomplishment.

At Sat Jul 26, 09:27:00 PM, Blogger Odile said...

Great joke, my next party I´ll tell it. XD


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