Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Monday, July 28, 2008

the National Economic Security and Reformation Act

 
Here are some video's that explain one of the many future alternate universes, brought to you by my new Minister of UFOs, The Unconventional Conventionist. This particular ex-Mormon alternate universe describes a secret law, the National Economic Security and Reformation Act, which will abolish the IRS and remove George Bush from office, and eventually a UFO-flying Jesus Christ will emerge as America's new leader. This will all take place after my administration revives America's sagging economy by cornering the market on top hats with the use of a Thought Consciousness Matrix Replicator.
 

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13 Comments:

At Mon Jul 28, 10:52:00 AM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

I suddenly think Lincoln is a snappy dresser and want to but whatever it was he covered his bean with.

 
At Mon Jul 28, 12:53:00 PM, Blogger DivaJood said...

and here I offered to double the guy's salary. So much for loyalty in this fickle world.

 
At Mon Jul 28, 02:04:00 PM, Blogger Freida Bee said...

Does this mean that Jesus robes will be coming back into style? I need to know before I throw away all these extra top sheets I have laying around for the blessed day NESARA is a reality.

 
At Mon Jul 28, 04:34:00 PM, Blogger mwb said...

Can I wear Jesus robes to work now?

 
At Mon Jul 28, 05:36:00 PM, Blogger Übermilf said...

Did anyone besides me notice the prominence of Colonel Sanders in that video?

I'm serious; I'm going to watch it again.

 
At Mon Jul 28, 05:39:00 PM, Blogger Übermilf said...

at 1:07 and 1:20, Colonel Sanders appears.

I'm checking out their website to find out why.

 
At Mon Jul 28, 06:11:00 PM, Blogger Bradda said...

The rapture will be brought to you by KFC. Free biscuits for all!

 
At Mon Jul 28, 06:35:00 PM, Blogger Unconventional Conventionist said...

Hah! And these are just the tip of the iceberg.

As soon as I can get some disclosure agreements signed by the non-Aligned Universes, well, let's just say it should get interesting.

Zaius/Gregarious '08!
Sorry Divajood, but when the Dr. makes you an offer you can't refuse, well, I'm just saying.

 
At Mon Jul 28, 06:49:00 PM, Blogger DivaJood said...

UC, let's just say I'm highly disappointed, and I know people who know people who really know people who know more people who know people, and I forget the point of this. What was the topic?

 
At Tue Jul 29, 08:24:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

diva, what do you expect from CAPITALIST REPUBLICANS!

 
At Wed Jul 30, 10:18:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Dean Wormer: Yes, but do you believe that he was killed by a lone gunman on the grassy knoll?

DivaJood: You underestimated UC's good sense. And his survival instinct!

Freida Bee: I think that you have to ask yourself if they were ever really in style, first...

MWB: That depends - do you work at an organic candle factory?

Übermilf: Either he is from another planet, or he is really Jesus!

Übermilf: Tell me what you find out! I find the whole thing really confusing...

Bradda: Yay! And mashed 'taters and corn on the cob!

Unconventional Conventionist: Careful, UC. The non-Aligned Universes are a dangerous bunch!

DivaJood: Jeepers! That sounds like a shampoo commercial!

Randal Graves: I know you are, but what am I? :o)

 
At Wed Jul 30, 12:25:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

That's it, time for the Pee Wee Herman Defense: No, I'm not, you are!

 
At Thu Jul 31, 07:14:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Randal Graves: Actually, I already used the Peewee defence, "I know you are, but what am I?" Hee hee!

 

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