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Friday, August 15, 2008

Irony is so Ironical, Sometimes...

McCain: 'In the 21st century, nations don't invade other nations.'

Yes, he really said that. [ 2 ]

18 Comments:

At Fri Aug 15, 10:39:00 AM, Dean Wormer said...: Did you see this from Bush?

In a hawkish statement, Mr Bush derided Russian foreign policy as merely “bullying and intimidation” which he said was untenable in the 21st century.

Cons like McCain and Bush have zero ability to recognize irony.
At Fri Aug 15, 10:41:00 AM, zencomix said...: John McCain is aware of all 21st century invasions.
At Fri Aug 15, 10:54:00 AM, Swinebread said...: Man, they gotta use that in an ad!
At Fri Aug 15, 01:48:00 PM, Unconventional Conventionist said...: The mind reels.
At Fri Aug 15, 02:06:00 PM, Randal Graves said...: That's what my wife told me last night.

Thank you, thank you.

swinebread, which is why they won't.
At Fri Aug 15, 04:52:00 PM, Bradda said...: Wait, I thought the Iraqi's wanted us to overthrow Saddam!! Didn't they call Bush personally and beg him to invade their country so they could throw flowers and greet the liberators?? Wait....err...the Bushies were lying to us the WHOLE time!! Bastards!
At Fri Aug 15, 05:59:00 PM, Fran said...: We are no longer a nation... we are a dictatorship. So really- what he says is true!!
At Fri Aug 15, 07:49:00 PM, Spirula said...: Cons like McCain and Bush have zero ability to recognize irony.

Hypocrisy doesn't register either, but the mind of a sociopath doesn't have much room for self-awareness.
At Sat Aug 16, 04:26:00 AM, FreakyNick said...: Excuse me. Don't be judging the guy because his short-term memory is completely gone.

You will be old, wrinkly, and absentminded one day, also.

Its kind of comical to see this senior citizen try to play politics.
At Sat Aug 16, 04:46:00 AM, GOPnot4me said...: Dear Dr. Zaius,

During your reign in the 40th century, will nations invade other nations?

Just askin'

GOPnot4me
At Sat Aug 16, 04:48:00 AM, Distributorcap said...: i thought we were asked to occupy and devastate iraq - isnt that allowed?
At Sat Aug 16, 01:08:00 PM, Ubermilf said...: We didn't invade Iraq; we liberated it.

It's very simple.
At Sat Aug 16, 02:34:00 PM, Freida Bee said...: Hmmm. I always called that projection.
At Sun Aug 17, 11:04:00 AM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: It only okay if we do it because the baby Jesus is on our side.
At Mon Aug 18, 11:14:00 AM, Claire said...: Wasn't there an Axis of Evil exemption? That must be it.
At Mon Aug 18, 12:23:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Fran, you scare me.

That's it. I'm moving back to the UK where I can enjoy a socialist society that gave up invading other nations in the 20th century.
At Mon Aug 18, 12:57:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Dean Wormer: I did see that! I can't imagine why the MSM isn't all over this story like white on rice... Oh wait, I guess I can imagine why... :o(

zencomix: Indeed he is! His campaign is able to explain all things - retroactively. :o)

Swinebread: Ha! I wish that they would!

Unconventional Conventionist: Indeed! I am getting nauseous already...

Randal Graves: Ha! I'll bet she did.

Bradda: Ack! Do you mean that they didn't throw flowers and greet us as liberators?? ;o)

FranIAm: Sad, but true...

Spirula: The Republican audience doesn't have much room for any kind of awareness either, it would seem.

niCk (Mem Beth): Yeah! Leave Grandpa alone! (As Übermilf would say.)

GOPnot4me: Not without my permission, they won't. ;o)

GOPnot4me: We were asked to occupy and devastate Iraq? By who, Donald Rumsfeld?

Übermilf: Indeed, that seems to be the MSM's consensus.

Freida Bee: Some forms of projection cost more than others, it would seem..

Angry Ballerina: So many problems, so few solutions...

Dr. Monkerstein: I think that Jesus had little to do with anything inside the White House for the last few years...

CDP: Ha! Maybe they have a coupon!

The Ardent Thread: Riiight... Like Britain's hands are so clean... :o)
At Thu Aug 21, 04:46:00 PM, mwb said...: I think there's a footnote there*.

* Except when its convenient for the US.

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