Chock full of vitamins! (If you eat it with fruit.)
Enriched with calcium! (If you eat it with milk.)
Enhanced with carbohydrates! (If you eat it with toast.)
Loaded with fiber! (If you eat the box...)
...And rich in iron - if you eat the spoon!
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