EXXON John's McCain-i-Os: Finally a Cereal That You Can Believe In!
Chock full of vitamins! (If you eat it with fruit.)
Enriched with calcium! (If you eat it with milk.)
Enhanced with carbohydrates! (If you eat it with toast.)
Loaded with fiber! (If you eat the box...)
Enriched with calcium! (If you eat it with milk.)
Enhanced with carbohydrates! (If you eat it with toast.)
Loaded with fiber! (If you eat the box...)
...And rich in iron - if you eat the spoon!
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16 Comments:
I'll just stick with my cup of coffee and Fiber One cereal bar, thanks.
I'll stick with a big bowl of Colon Blow.
Loaded with vitamn GRRRRRRR! Extra nasty for no extra charge!
Someone on another blog suggested, "Why don't McCain and Bush just get a room!"
While I know that was meant metaphorically, I still can't get that disturbing image out of my mind.
Do you have any suggestions to help rid me of the nightmares?
Eat some McCain-i-o's! They'll get rid of any problem. Since you'll die from eating them.
What a great nickname for McCain: Exxon John.
I'm totally using it from now on.
I sure that cereal will give you high blood pressure and "Bung-hole Itch"
They're particularly good with a quart of Quaker State 30W.
I'll stick with chocolate cake and ice cream with my latte for breakfast. It's every bit as good as colon blow.
He shoots..... he scores!
Good one!
Reminds me of the SNL parody "Quarry", where the family got lots of minerals (and broken teeth) through breakfast cereal that was completely comprised of rocks and gravel.
Extra Jesus stuff, arrgrgghhh! I wonder if they sell this is Checkloslavakia?
With that cereal... mmmm I prefere my ham and eggs with an apple:the winners breakfast
Darn ... I should have worn my glasses when reading this ... if I had, I might not have pulled his finger in the elevator ... yikes!
BAC
DCup: Coffee, yes! Fiber One cereal bar, Hmmm... Maybe if we put some sugar and butter on it...
Dean Wormer: Really? To each his own, I guess.
Unconventional Conventionist: Yes! Plenty of"GRRRRRRR!"
Übermilf: Chocolate cake, of course! It cures all ills.
Randal Graves: Indeed! Our soldiers are even dying from when congressmen eat the stateside. :o)
niCk (Mem Beth): I got "Exxon John" from Crooks & Liars. :o)
Spirula: Mmm... Quaker State! Extra slippery.
Utah Savage: Chocolate cake and ice cream - Now that's what I call breakfast!
OKJimm: Thanks, OKJimm! :o)
Comrade Kevin: Ha! I remember that skit!
Bradda: Now with Extra Jesus stuff! Just ask the religious right! We've got to solve this Czechoslovakia no-longer-existing problem before it becomes an issue!
Odile: Hmm, ham and eggs with an apple... Apple pie? ;o)
Mary Ellen: Yay! Thank you, Sister Mary Ellen! :o)
BAC: Ack! You pulled his finger in an elevator? I'll bet it singed your eyebrows!
did cindy invent the recipe?
No - Her people found it on the internet!
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