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Monday, August 11, 2008

An Important Beijing 2008 Olympic Games Update

Greetings! Dr. Zaius here, bringing you an important Beijing 2008 Olympic Games update!

nbcolympics.com: Day 1: Beach volleyball action
nbcolympics.com: Day 2: Beach volleyball action
nbcolympics.com: Day 3: Beach volleyball action
nbcolympics.com: Fans enjoy beach party
nbcolympics.com: Dancing at the beach
nbcolympics.com: Sandy celebrations
nbcolympics.com: 10 women to watch
nbcolympics.com: 2007 Worlds: May-Treanor, Walsh
nbcolympics.com: Misty May-Treanor
Volleyball partners not equal in cyberspace (mistymay.com, kerriwalsh.com)
monstersandcritics.com: Beijing 2008 Olympic Games Beach Vollleyball

The official 2008 Beijing Summer Olympic Games Women's Beach Volleyball cheerleaders!

You led the United States into an unnecessary war under false pretenses, Mr. President.

Oh, and some idiot showed up without a ticket...

Bush spanks beach volleyball girl

Caption this!

metro.co.uk: Bush spanks beach volleyball girl
nbcolympics.com: President hits court with May-Treanor, Walsh Share
latimes.com: Pres. Bush declines to slap Misty May-Treanor's bikinied butt

Labels: Women's Beach Volleyball

17 Comments:

At Mon Aug 11, 02:54:00 PM, DivaJood said...: Did Bush really show up without a ticket? What a tool.
At Mon Aug 11, 03:19:00 PM, Sleestak said...: The President AND our soldiers are both playing in the sand now!
At Mon Aug 11, 03:29:00 PM, Dave The Angry Rhode Islander said...: god what's next as an Olympic sport - Stripper-Pole Vault?
At Mon Aug 11, 04:01:00 PM, Spirula said...: what's next as an Olympic sport - Stripper-Pole Vault?

We can hope. We can always hope.

In that Metro article, third pic, (aside from Bush's ass-grab balk) did you notice his forearm? A Jim Beam carpet-burn if there ever was one.
At Mon Aug 11, 04:58:00 PM, mwb said...: Bush: "No WMDs here either!"

BTW, kudos of the cheerleader pics. I knew there was a reason I should be watching.
At Mon Aug 11, 05:11:00 PM, zencomix said...: Let me show you girls how to Surge a Wild Bikini!
At Mon Aug 11, 10:08:00 PM, Mauigirl said...: I still am amazed this is a real Olympic event! But those women look pretty buff, it must be good exercise!
At Mon Aug 11, 10:34:00 PM, Bradda said...: So THATS where OBL has been hiding out! No wonder Bush hasn't found him yet!
At Tue Aug 12, 06:16:00 AM, Odile said...: Siempre q veo a los deportistas con esa musculatura lo único que me queda por hacer es comer ensalada :´(
At Tue Aug 12, 06:17:00 AM, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...: "Uh, all of 'Merca is proud of... er... yo?" Dangit, it's so hot here that what I had to say got all smeared off my hand.
At Tue Aug 12, 08:23:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: Dr. Z, this might be the one time you're actually jealous of Der Leader. ;-)
At Tue Aug 12, 08:47:00 AM, Ubermilf said...: I think Randal has a point.
At Tue Aug 12, 02:12:00 PM, GETkristiLOVE said...: Bush should have gotten down on his hands and knees to find Misty's engagement ring.
At Tue Aug 12, 05:19:00 PM, annabkrr said...: Yuck!!
At Tue Aug 12, 07:11:00 PM, Angry Ballerina said...: "what's next as an Olympic sport - Stripper-Pole Vault?"

I will own the competition. OWN
At Wed Aug 13, 07:41:00 AM, FreakyNick said...: I wanna hug a female beach volleyballer, for morale support, of course.

Caption: Misty tells Bush to "Kiss It".
At Wed Aug 13, 09:04:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: DivaJood: I agree! Bush is one tool that ought to be put back in the shed.

Sleestak: I think that Bush is the only one that is playing. ;o)

Dave The Angry Rhode Islander: Hey! Olympic women's beach volleyball is a legitimate sport! (It's my obsession with bikinis that in question...)

Spirula: Ha! Now we know what he was up to last night...

MWB: Olympic women's beach volleyball is the only sport really worth watching, if you ask me. :o)

Zencomix: The girls are way ahead of you. My underpants started to surge during the second set!

Mauigirl: Oh, come on. Croquet is an Olympic event. So is handball, curling, badminton, canoeing, and ping pong. And they don't even wear bikinis!

Bradda: Oh, come on. Bin Laden only likes winter sports. ;o)

Odile: Salad is OK, but only if you eat it with lots of chocolate cake! :o)

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Ha! Even President Bush's "hand-written" crib notes are created by his surrogates. (They should have used a permanent maker.)

Randal Graves: Sad, but true. :o(

Übermilf: Indeed he does! It's on top of his head!

GETkristiLOVE: I am really glad they found it! I read about that too. :o)

Anna: Ack! Philistine. ;o)

Angry Ballerina: Indeed you will! And I'll bet that you can perform without a net. ;o)

Swinebread: Ack! The dreaded neocon slap!

niCk (Mem Beth): "Kiss my ass, Mr. President!" I love it!

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