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Friday, August 01, 2008

The Ultimate Renewable Resource - Treadmill Kitties!

 
Treadmill Kitties: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17
No time for blogging today! Germaine Gregarious and I are off to an undisclosed location to discuss our top secret high level energy plan. Unlike our political rivals (Dr. Smith, Splotchy, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, Sleestak and Diva Jood) who plan to make the oil companies rich by allowing them to do offshore drilling, we have come up with the ultimate renewable resource to power the country - the awesome kinetic energy created by Treadmill Kitties!
 

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18 Comments:

At Fri Aug 01, 07:55:00 AM, Blogger DCup said...

I have some couch-sitting kitties. They don't generate much energy. Unless, of course, you burn their sheddings.

 
At Fri Aug 01, 09:17:00 AM, Blogger DivaJood said...

Man, there are too many candidates for President. But if you're going off on vacation, I will gain political ground. Ha. Take that, you simian.

 
At Fri Aug 01, 10:05:00 AM, Blogger Freida Bee said...

OMG- I watched every freakin' one of those. I called Snaggletooth in to watch them with me and we concurred that our favorite moment was latish in the 4th video when the fat cat walked by... wanting nothing to do with such nonsense.

It's a win win energy source, once again presenting the soundness of your platform. The world simply needs more treadmills.

 
At Fri Aug 01, 10:57:00 AM, Blogger Angry Ballerina said...

Dude, thats fucking animal abuse!!!!

 
At Fri Aug 01, 10:59:00 AM, Blogger Swinebread said...

They seem to like it for the most part

 
At Fri Aug 01, 11:58:00 AM, Blogger Spook said...

Those are in the basement of Wal-Mart stores. there has been an effort to unionize them but store managers intimidation has made them all scaredy cats.

 
At Fri Aug 01, 01:10:00 PM, Blogger dguzman said...

Why you wanna be hurtin' teh kittehs like this, Dr. Zaius? Niblet will not be amused that his sisters would all have to get on the t'mill under your diabolical regime!

 
At Fri Aug 01, 01:54:00 PM, Blogger Mary Ellen said...

Just like a simian, thinking small by using kittens. A small cat could only run at a top speed of 30mph, a household kitten, probably about 2mph if they feel like doing anything besides licking their butts.

A cheetah can run at a top speed of 70mph.

Pfft...we're gonna win this race in a landslide, Doc! But I will admit...that was a helluva cute video. ;-)

 
At Fri Aug 01, 02:23:00 PM, Blogger mwb said...

More slanderous lies! The Smith for President Campaign doesn't plan to meet America's energy needs though dependency on furry lobbyists like you!

Our treadmills will be run from sustainably harvested overweight Americans in treadmills! Thus solving America's weight problem and energy crisis, while saving money on future health care expenses by exercise!

 
At Fri Aug 01, 04:25:00 PM, Blogger Bradda said...

If only we could get America's children to do the same!

 
At Sat Aug 02, 10:32:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Everyone knows that the best way to fuel America is to harness the colossal bellows of hot air that is the Republican community....AND futuristic apes!

 
At Sat Aug 02, 09:00:00 PM, Blogger Dave The Angry Rhode Islander said...

I can't wait for the day when gleaming Kitty Treadmill Farms dot the landscape from sea to shining sea! The only downside is that kitties seem to have atrocious musical tastes.

 
At Sat Aug 02, 10:08:00 PM, Blogger BAC said...

Oh, man ... now my two dogs want a treadmill ... yikes!


BAC

 
At Sun Aug 03, 06:51:00 AM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

The only energy source that makes me sneeze.

 
At Mon Aug 04, 08:21:00 AM, Blogger pissed off patricia said...

I shall unionize the kitties. Fair pay for fair work. Catnip for overtime.

 
At Mon Aug 04, 09:42:00 AM, Blogger Spook said...

Ok, I'm with you. Been a Union cat for 30 years and always had to buy own catnip.;-)

 
At Mon Aug 04, 11:23:00 AM, Blogger Utah Savage said...

Yeah, get those kitties a union. And while were at it how about a union for Wallmart employees.

 
At Mon Aug 04, 12:51:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

DCup: Some cats will save the planet! And others will catch up on the latest television shows...

DivaJood: Ha! You don't even have an original platform! And Randal Graves will rob you blind. That's what he always does. ;o)

Freida Bee: I llove that scene too! But my favorite is the first one - I love how the one kitty does it with two legs. He won't give up! I like his spunk in the face of adversity.

Angry Ballerina: No it isn't! Don't be silly. Dressing animals in silly costumes is animal abuse. **shudder**

Swinebread: I agree! :o)

Spook: Oh, dear! I hadn't realized - Damn you, Wal-Mart! that's why I never go shopping at you lousy stores!

Dguzman: Ha! I take it that your cats would rather watch TV, like DCup's kitties.

Mary Ellen: Ha! When Randal Graves leaves you high and dry, you will regret these words!

MWB: Oh, yeah. That'll work reeeeally well, that's why so many Americans are losing weight now. </snark> You will never get humans to do anything but complain. Trust me.

Bradda: Sadly, that is very true. :o(

Randal Graves: Typical human and your muddled thinking. The more expedient measure would be to silence the colossal bellows of hot air coming from the Republican Party by mass lobotomies. Put an end to the neocons once and for all.

Dave The Angry Rhode Islander: I agree! And as far as their musical tastes, maybe we can get them to wear tiny kitty headphones. Problem solved!

BAC: Hmm, We haven't even considered the canine angle... BAC, you are a genius!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: If you think kitties are bad, wait and see how allergic you get to six dollar a gallon gas!

Pissed Off Patricia: I agree. Kitty unions, and catnip for good behavior!

Spook:

Ok, I'm with you. Been a Union cat for 30 years and always had to buy own catnip.;-)

Utah Savage: I say get rid of Wal-Mart, and bring back the Mom and Pop stores! Yay!

 

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