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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Pie? Did Someone Say Something About Pie?

McCain: 'Obama is more interested in controlling who gets your piece of the pie than he is in growing the pie!'

"We want pie!" Miami tells Obama

19 Comments:

At Wed Oct 22, 09:12:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: Trying to grow a pie is a pain in the ass. If the soil has too much clay, forget it, no matter what gardening tricks you pull.
At Wed Oct 22, 10:40:00 AM, Anonymous said...: I prefer my pie ala mode not ala McCain.
At Wed Oct 22, 11:48:00 AM, Kulkuri said...: Don't forget you need a long growing season to grow a pie. Pies are very sensitive to cold spells.
At Wed Oct 22, 12:24:00 PM, Christian Zamora said...: Doesn't he look sweet in the third picture?
At Wed Oct 22, 12:55:00 PM, Ubermilf said...: As Randal points out, the "grow a pie" doesn't even work as a metaphor.

I have the sort of OCD mind that I can't get past that inconsistency.
At Wed Oct 22, 05:41:00 PM, Utah Savage said...: I think he got Sarah preggers and she's growing a pie. But she sure looks good in her RNC financed wardrobe.
At Wed Oct 22, 06:29:00 PM, Dean Wormer said...: Great, now you're going to have the Secret Service after us!

(Love the Batman font, btw.)
At Wed Oct 22, 10:16:00 PM, Jess Wundrun said...: "Grow a Pie"

Sounds dirty.
At Thu Oct 23, 09:38:00 AM, Ubermilf said...: That's "trim the pie", Jess.
At Thu Oct 23, 09:39:00 AM, mark hoback said...: Mr Underpants will be here later to help clean up the pie.
At Thu Oct 23, 09:59:00 AM, okjimm said...: hmmm... seems like a waste of good pie. Can I throw a brick instead?
At Thu Oct 23, 06:59:00 PM, Unconventional Conventionist said...: Where are those pie throwing people when you REALLY need them?

You know, those guys who pie'd Bill gates and so on.

Come out wherever you are and get to work!
At Fri Oct 24, 02:57:00 PM, dguzman said...: Well if he didn't talk like he'sh got marblesh in hish moutsh, thish wouldn't happen!
At Fri Oct 24, 07:37:00 PM, Sandy Underpants said...: I salute the pie, and then I eat the pie. what is this throwing of pie? makes no sense.
At Sat Oct 25, 06:57:00 PM, themom said...: What a waste of a perfectly good pie!!! Now....if I had the chance to throw it (and it was one I baked) there would definitely be facial damage - AWWWWWWW!!
At Sun Oct 26, 08:49:00 PM, Anonymous said...: McCain lost many of us when he moved from analogy to cliche - but he still works that pie hole for everything it's worth!! If he only realized that he can't win, but can at least preserve some diginty, then he might actually have a chance at winning!

More monkey business from the Planet of the Japes, eh?? I come for the humour, but I stay for the pie!!!
At Mon Oct 27, 08:49:00 AM, Comrade Kevin said...: We shouldn't make the pie smaller, we should make the pie higher!
At Mon Oct 27, 11:21:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Randal Graves: Don't be silly - You don't grow a pie in ass! ;o)

DCup: I agree! I'll have two slices with not so much McCain in them, please.

Kulkuri: I think that it's better to just eat you pie right away! (Or throw it right away, depending on the circumstances...)

ComicsAllTooReal's Chris: I think that the only sweet part is the pie. :o)

Übermilf: I'm just like you. I got stuck on that bit of McCaineriffic folklore as well.

Utah Savage: Hmm... Pie could be very good for her wardrobe. Pie is very slimming, you know!

Dean Wormer: Eek! Don't even think such a thing! Who do you think I am, William Aires?

Jess Wundrun: Get your mind out of the gutter, Jess!

Übermilf: Thank you for the correction, Übermilf!

Mark Hoback: Tell him to bring a fork!

okjimm: Ack! You don't want to hurt anybody!

Unconventional Conventionist: The Right Wing would a field day if that took place.

dguzman: Hee hee!

Sandy Underpants: You salute the pie? You might poke out your eye with your fork!

themom: Hee hee!

Jang-chub Ozer: Hey! Don't give McCain any ideas, thank you very much!

Comrade Kevin: Mmm... Deep dish pizza pie!
At Tue Oct 28, 10:02:00 AM, Sandy Underpants said...: dear Dr. Zaius, there are many obvious ways around the fork in the eye problem. c'mon, get real.

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