One Should Never Mix Politics and Confectionaries...
In the last couple of weeks, John McCain and his campaign have been hard at work spreading their message to the American people. In these trying times of extended war, job losses and financial panic, the public needs have their questions answered about the domestic issues that face this country's future. As the election draws near, people need to know what expect from the administration of this presidential hopeful and his running mate...
But wait! Which one is he, Senator?
The country can breathe a sigh of relief knowing that the McCain campaign has spelled out a specific plan to create jobs, reinvigorate the economy and create peace in the world!
7 Comments:
He already spelled out a job-creating plan! He's going to grow the pie! Of course, he didn't tell us what kind of pie. I bet it's a moonpie or rhubarb.
I don't want any of McCain's crabby old man pie. It probably tastes like mothballs.
Moose turd pie. I called it poo pie, but Diva corrected me.
mmmmm, moonpie!
Her makeup looks really good!
Randal Graves: What the heck is "Moonpie"? Isn't that the vegetable guy for Rollerball?
Übermilf: Pbbbt! I'll bet you're right!
Utah Savage: Ick! It probably is no better than cow pie...
Jess Wundrun: What the heck is a "Moonpie"?
Zoey & Me: Well, her makeup looking good is a nice start, I guess...
As they said on the Simpson's "Nuts and gum - together at last"!
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