Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

One Should Never Mix Politics and Confectionaries...

 
In the last couple of weeks, John McCain and his campaign have been hard at work spreading their message to the American people. In these trying times of extended war, job losses and financial panic, the public needs have their questions answered about the domestic issues that face this country's future. As the election draws near, people need to know what expect from the administration of this presidential hopeful and his running mate...



But wait! Which one is he, Senator?


The country can breathe a sigh of relief knowing that the McCain campaign has spelled out a specific plan to create jobs, reinvigorate the economy and create peace in the world!

 

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7 Comments:

At Wed Oct 22, 09:14:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

He already spelled out a job-creating plan! He's going to grow the pie! Of course, he didn't tell us what kind of pie. I bet it's a moonpie or rhubarb.

 
At Wed Oct 22, 12:58:00 PM, Blogger Ubermilf said...

I don't want any of McCain's crabby old man pie. It probably tastes like mothballs.

 
At Wed Oct 22, 05:49:00 PM, Blogger Utah Savage said...

Moose turd pie. I called it poo pie, but Diva corrected me.

 
At Wed Oct 22, 08:04:00 PM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

mmmmm, moonpie!

 
At Fri Oct 24, 03:00:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Her makeup looks really good!

 
At Mon Oct 27, 11:32:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Randal Graves: What the heck is "Moonpie"? Isn't that the vegetable guy for Rollerball?

Übermilf: Pbbbt! I'll bet you're right!

Utah Savage: Ick! It probably is no better than cow pie...

Jess Wundrun: What the heck is a "Moonpie"?

Zoey & Me: Well, her makeup looking good is a nice start, I guess...

 
At Wed Oct 29, 01:44:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

As they said on the Simpson's "Nuts and gum - together at last"!

 

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