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Thursday, October 16, 2008

Debate Question: Who is Joe the Plumber?

At first I thought that Joe the Plumber must be Dr. Monkerstein because of his recent foray into the field of water closet technology...

And then I got distracted by the Adventures of Mega-Plumber Action Hero! He has an action figure that's only $10 and a comic book and a video and everything! (How totally cool!)

But finally I found the right website, Jo's, and it turns out that Jo the Plumber is a girl!

She works as a spokesperson for Kohler, and on her interactive adult toilet website she invites you to pick various items in a bathroom and flush them down the toilet while groovy jazz porn music plays in the background.

You can flush things like a bra, a hand towel, little bottles of shampoo, jewelry, dog food and a rubber ducky down the toilet. (A pizza delivery never did show up when I was at the site, however.)

She has several provocative lines in the film, like, "stop tickling!", "that was fun, do it again!" "Nice choice", "be serious", and "That's too big!"

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At Thu Oct 16, 04:18:00 AM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

when she bends over do we see the top of her derriere

At Thu Oct 16, 05:08:00 AM, Blogger FranIAm said...

Oh no- you did not do that to Dr. Monkey!

At Thu Oct 16, 07:51:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Wow, Jo is hot. And so am I!

At Thu Oct 16, 08:09:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

I can't believe your disdain for the small businessman.

At Thu Oct 16, 12:23:00 PM, Blogger dguzman said...

Jo can come over and flush my loo anytime.

At Thu Oct 16, 09:03:00 PM, Blogger Unconventional Conventionist said...

Randal Graves - I can't believe your disdain for the samll businesswoman.

At Fri Oct 17, 12:39:00 PM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

The plumber may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.

And here is my trust servant Patsy.

At Mon Oct 20, 01:18:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Distributorcap: I don't know! I'll have to keep watching...

FranIAm: Hey, if the pipe wrench fits, wear it! :o)

Dr. Monkerstein: Indeed! Wait... you are?

Randal Graves: Hey! This Small businessman is only $10!

Dguzman: I grow weary of flushing. I want to see her using her plunger on the toilet!

Unconventional Conventionist: Yeah! So there, Randal.

Comrade Kevin: Que?


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