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Monday, October 20, 2008

Zaius Nation Goes From a Complete Unknown to Merely Very Obscure!

 

Over 500,000 Customers Served! I would like to thank all of my readers from the bottom of my heart. I would like to especially thank my running mate, Germaine Gregarious, and all of the candidates for 2008: Dr. Monkerstein, Samurai Frog, Dr. Smith, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, Sleestak, I, Splotchy, GETkristiLOVE, Evil Dictator, Diva Jood, Bradda, Randal Graves, Sister Mary Ellen, OKJimm, and of course the official poet laureate of the Zaius/Gregarious campaign, Freida Bee, and the official spokesperson for the Zaius/Gregarious campaign, Sandra Lou! Viva la Revolution!

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43 Comments:

At Mon Oct 20, 01:05:00 PM, Blogger FranIAm said...

500,000?

Oh my! I stand in awe of your apish greatness.

And I love seeing my name there with all the Zauis-ian gliterati!

 
At Mon Oct 20, 02:25:00 PM, Blogger Bubs said...

As one of the little people, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank you for always remembering the little people now that you've made it to the top.

 
At Mon Oct 20, 02:32:00 PM, Blogger okjimm said...

500K! Wowsers! The Doughnuts are on the house!

 
At Mon Oct 20, 02:56:00 PM, Blogger Kelly the dog said...

Congrats! Love the Ape-ish Escher.

 
At Mon Oct 20, 03:02:00 PM, Blogger Mark said...

CONGRATS, Dr. Z. I wonder how it feels to be "merely very obscure"? It's something for the rest of us to strive for.

 
At Mon Oct 20, 03:02:00 PM, Blogger Mark said...

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At Mon Oct 20, 03:44:00 PM, Blogger QuakerDave said...

Yer welcome.

 
At Mon Oct 20, 05:55:00 PM, Blogger DivaJood said...

Did you count all the times you clicked on your own blog?

Seriously, well done. Not bad for an ape. Best wishes from one who is still unknown, Diva Jood!

 
At Mon Oct 20, 07:56:00 PM, Blogger ROTUS said...

Merely obscure and deservedly so. Congratulations from a complete unknown.

 
At Mon Oct 20, 09:27:00 PM, Blogger pidomon said...

thank goodness this has happened because the only completely unknown blog I read is my own!

Congrats but being from the future I'm betting you had this post written a couple thousand years from now and knew I would day this

 
At Mon Oct 20, 11:00:00 PM, Blogger Swinebread said...

Keep up the good work!

 
At Mon Oct 20, 11:07:00 PM, Blogger Kevin said...

Congrats!

Give yourself a second slice of cake, my good friend!

Regards,

Tengrain

 
At Mon Oct 20, 11:12:00 PM, Blogger ComicsAllTooReal's Chris said...

500.000! Congratulations! You're definitely the coolest monkey on the net :)

 
At Mon Oct 20, 11:49:00 PM, Blogger Mimi Lenox said...

This week we are memeing the movement to get it rolling along for November 6th.
You've been tagged by the Queen of Memes!
The Peace Meme

 
At Tue Oct 21, 12:56:00 AM, Blogger spocko said...

The use of the Google Alert's gambit is brilliant. We all have alerts on our own name. We see, Zais mentioned me? aha!

I marvel at your superior mind. As you know mean humans are no match for the alien brain.

 
At Tue Oct 21, 01:06:00 AM, Blogger ComicsAllTooReal's Chris said...

Google alerts? Can someone teach me? I'm still new, but I hunger about learning new stuff :D

 
At Tue Oct 21, 06:48:00 AM, Blogger Unconventional Conventionist said...

Wow! That's great!

 
At Tue Oct 21, 09:25:00 AM, Blogger Some Guy said...

Way to go, Dr Z! It has been a honor to be a part of your esteemed nation!

 
At Tue Oct 21, 09:37:00 AM, Blogger Omnipotent Poobah said...

Congratulations! You've proved, once again, the superiotrity of the simian mind.

 
At Tue Oct 21, 10:21:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

It's all a trick to fool everyone! Zaius doesn't come from a pro-America part of America!

 
At Tue Oct 21, 11:54:00 AM, Blogger darkblack said...

500K? At last, the final conquest of pernicious humanity is at hand.

;>)

Congratulations, Dr. Zaius.

 
At Tue Oct 21, 12:58:00 PM, Blogger CDP said...

So we're not completely a pestilence, right? Congratulations!

 
At Tue Oct 21, 02:39:00 PM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

No, thank YOU zaius.

 
At Tue Oct 21, 02:59:00 PM, Blogger Zoey & Me said...

I'm not surprised. It's a fun place to visit. Congratulations from all your friends at Cat.

 
At Tue Oct 21, 05:14:00 PM, Blogger Liberality said...

Which just goes to prove that you are not that bad of an ape ;) Congrats, seriously!

 
At Tue Oct 21, 06:03:00 PM, Blogger ThoughtCriminal said...

How many by 11-25-3978 and do you plan to stop counting non-ape visitors?

 
At Tue Oct 21, 07:01:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Congratulations and keep flying high you crazy spaceman.

(But weren't you already merely obscure?)

 
At Tue Oct 21, 07:24:00 PM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

Here's wishing you luck in your next step---obscure cult sensation!

 
At Tue Oct 21, 10:35:00 PM, Blogger Matty Boy said...

Here's hoping you get the next half mil in half the time.

Kudos, Doc! Orangutans who keep their youthful trim are the ginchiest!

 
At Wed Oct 22, 03:06:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Jeepers, thanks everybody!

 
At Wed Oct 22, 01:22:00 PM, Blogger BAC said...

Oh, my ... chocolate cake for everyone!!


BAC

 
At Wed Oct 22, 05:54:00 PM, Blogger Utah Savage said...

It's a party and I'm late. Oh dear. I hope I'm dressed well and wearing my teeth. Will there be cake? You are too kind.

 
At Wed Oct 22, 08:01:00 PM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

You should start charging admission.

Congratulations to the best thing on the interwebs.

 
At Thu Oct 23, 09:36:00 AM, Blogger mark hoback said...

Thats a lot of thanks! Congrats, Dr. Z.

 
At Fri Oct 24, 02:59:00 PM, Blogger dguzman said...

I love you, you damn dirty ape!

 
At Fri Oct 24, 11:07:00 PM, Blogger The Cunning Runt said...

I feel so irreparably thanked that I just might jump off a bridge at this here high point of my existence!

 
At Sat Oct 25, 08:03:00 AM, Blogger The Cunning Runt said...

Dat's-a-nice!

I want to be an Ape when I grow up!

Thanks for the mention, Z-Dude, and keep up the great work!

 
At Sat Oct 25, 11:13:00 AM, Blogger driftglass said...

You shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark :-)

Big Congrats, Doc.

 
At Sat Oct 25, 01:11:00 PM, Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

Thanks Dr. Zaius - and that M.C. Escher self portrait is fabulous!

 
At Sat Oct 25, 05:44:00 PM, Blogger Freida Bee said...

Republicans are red.
Democrats are blue.
Because I vote with my underpants,
I shall cast my vote for you!

 
At Mon Oct 27, 12:45:00 PM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

wow... i aspire to be an ape

 
At Fri Oct 31, 08:53:00 PM, Blogger Karla said...

Wow, I had no idea. The Spotted Pair and I are reeeling in shock and amazement to be publicly acknowledged as supporters of the alien being Dr. Zaius.

See you at the polls.

 
At Sun Nov 09, 01:47:00 AM, OpenID exliontamer said...

well, i guess i'll join the revels celebrating the transition to an apparently sober, not insane/ sociopathic, able to speak the english language in complete sentences type president.

i have a funny feeling obama's going to sit down for a few dinners with foreign dignitaries and have them go "oh jesus christ, i can't believe it's been fucking eight years since i was able to have an intelligent fucking conversation with a president of the united states!"

hello, world - we're not just a bunch of complete drooling idiots after all.

 

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