Zaius Nation Goes From a Complete Unknown to Merely Very Obscure!

 

Over 500,000 Customers Served! I would like to thank all of my readers from the bottom of my heart. I would like to especially thank my running mate, Germaine Gregarious, and all of the candidates for 2008: Dr. Monkerstein, Samurai Frog, Dr. Smith, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, Sleestak, I, Splotchy, GETkristiLOVE, Evil Dictator, Diva Jood, Bradda, Randal Graves, Sister Mary Ellen, OKJimm, and of course the official poet laureate of the Zaius/Gregarious campaign, Freida Bee, and the official spokesperson for the Zaius/Gregarious campaign, Sandra Lou! Viva la Revolution!

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