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Thursday, October 16, 2008

Did You Watch the Debate Last Night?

15 Comments:

At Thu Oct 16, 04:17:00 AM, Distributorcap said...: mccain was so proud of himself
he went the whole 90 minutes without having to get up and pee
At Thu Oct 16, 05:08:00 AM, Fran said...: As a woman, I am very glad that McCain is all about how not to be misled by a womans "health" - women are so Jezebel-ishly BAD.

Plus I never knew that eloquent was such an insult.
At Thu Oct 16, 08:10:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: You ever try to eat an acorn? The pieces get between your teeth.

And would you Jezebels preening with eloquence before the mirror stop misleading us innocents astray?
At Thu Oct 16, 08:27:00 AM, Ubermilf said...: For a guy with a prostate the size of his, I think he showed remarkable restraint.
At Thu Oct 16, 08:30:00 AM, Jess Wundrun said...: I'm not sure that he didn't pee a time or two in his chair.

I think he double diapered.
At Thu Oct 16, 11:05:00 AM, Life As I Know It Now said...: and what is up with that furious blinking?
At Thu Oct 16, 12:22:00 PM, dguzman said...: The blinking was distracting me from his message of insults and lies.
At Thu Oct 16, 01:25:00 PM, Joe said...: Seriously, he looked pretty good I thought for the first 30 or 40 minutes. Then something happened--I'm not sure what, but by the end he seemed like a bizarre collection of tics and grimaces, and he talked like his jaw was wired shut. And was it me, or did anyone else hear him breathing on mike a few times while Barack was talking?
At Thu Oct 16, 03:43:00 PM, Billy Miller said...: Now I get it... McGramps didn't mean "you can depend on me", he meant "I have Depends on me".

Update: Barack is speaking in Roanoke, VA tomorrow! Yay! Living in rural S.W. VA I see the ignorance and racism first hand. He's in enemy territory here, though they like him in northern VA. Takin' it to the streets baby!
At Thu Oct 16, 09:02:00 PM, Unconventional Conventionist said...: I didn't watch it actually. I was working. But wierdly everyone I was with had to pee about 30 minutes into the time the debate had started.

Woe unto us if McPain can channel his urge to pee on the voting public!

[And that's no mistake; I meant what I said. That old bitch has an urge to pee on the voting public.]
At Thu Oct 16, 10:26:00 PM, JBW said...: Check out a review of the debate along with a video of McCain's bizarre facial ticks and blinks: http://brainrageblog.blogspot.com/2008/10/presidential-debate-3.html
At Fri Oct 17, 09:26:00 AM, Kulkuri said...: Just noticed the thing with the switching heads. Neat!!
At Fri Oct 17, 12:38:00 PM, Comrade Kevin said...: At least he didn't call him, "that one" like last time.
At Sat Oct 18, 07:56:00 PM, Swinebread said...: YUP!
At Mon Oct 20, 01:11:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Distributorcap: I think he wet his deidies, though. :o)

FranIAm: "...women are so Jezebel-ishly BAD." Gosh, I sure hope so!

Randal Graves: Hey! speak for yourself! I wanna be led astray...

Übermilf: I agree! McCain is very pro-prostrate!

Jess Wundrun: You could be right, he did seem to be filled with plenty of vinegar!

Liberality: I know! He looked like a Disney animatronic robot gone beserk!

Dguzman: Trust me, you didn't miss anything. ;o)

Bubs: I heard the breathing too. Weird!

Billy Miller: "Now I get it... McGramps didn't mean "you can depend on me", he meant "I have Depends on me"."

Ha! Great line! I might steal it... ;o)

Unconventional Conventionist: Hmm... Urine a strange mood. ;o)

JBW: OK.

Kulkuri: Thanks! I wish it was eaiser to make the effect clear. I think that a lot of people miss it. :o(

Comrade Kevin: Indeed! He has really lowered the bar on his performance.

Swinebread: :o)

Vincent Robleto: Ack! How dare you compare that filthy old human to an ape! ICK!

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