I am Obligated to Go... They're Serving Dessert!
No time for blogging today! I am off to the to a meeting of the Americans United for the Separation of Church and State this weekend. I shall try to convince them of the relative merits of living under the gentle rule of a simian theocracy, and attempt to correct some of their misguided notions about the origin of man.
And they're serving dessert!
Hmm...Two slices, please.
15 Comments:
For church and state to be legitimately separate, wouldn't all churches and cathedrals and synagogues and mosques be required to float in the air like a bad sci-fi movie?
If Jesus hated gays so much why'd he go on all those stag camp-outs and fishing trips? It's like Brokeback Mount of Olives
Oh, and I hope you're having fun!
Dr. Z, You should have known that if you'd swung by and picked me up, I would have brought a whole chocolate cake! Hope it's fun. I'm sewing my furry suit as to blend in when I go to mandatory simian churchery funtime.
Hmmmm ... chocolate cake AND Dr. Z ... does it get any better that this?
BAC
Really. So awesome to meet you!!!
next year will be even MORE dessert.
Dr. Z - You are the funniest ape from the future I have ever met. Thank you so much for spending time with a lowly human.
Best regards,
Tengrain
(your pal)
That cake does look good.
I loved meeting you! Thank you for hanging out with me during dinner. I don't believe you about the gold suit, though.
Cake for all!
I saw pictures of you over at Fran's. Not only are you NOT of orangatan descent, you don't even have facial hair.
I feel betrayed and deceived.
me too ubermilf, me too.
Randal Graves: That's just silly! If you fill all of the churches and cathedrals and synagogues and mosques with helium, then anyone inside would talk in a comedic, high-pitched voice!
Utah Savage: The whole trick about Jesus is to know which one you are talking to. I have encountered many of his incarnations, but never the real one. (I have heard that he is really good at skee ball, though.)
Jess Wundrun: I don't think that Jesus hated gays. Remember, God is all the colors of the rainbow - and speaks with a British accent. (Very upper crust.)
Freida Bee: You are making a furry simian suit? For simian churchery funtime? Ooo-La-La! **blush**
BAC: It was wonderful to meet you, and I want to thank you for a wonderful time!
Blue Gal: MORE dessert? Mmm! I will bring my own fork! It was great to meet you, Blue Gal!
Kevin: It was great to meet you, Tengrain! I still can't get over how you stack your comic books... ;o)
Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Mmm!
DCup: It was wonderful to meet you, DCup! (And my suit is not gold. It's beige.)
Dr. Monkerstein: Hear, hear! Let them eat cake! ;o)
Übermilf: Don't be fooled by this internet flim-flamery! I have no idea why she photoshopped a picture of a human's head over my opulent orangutan visage. Remember, the internet is not like a truck. It's a series of tubes.
Liberality: Oh, Liberality... Have you have been fooled by this tawdry internet trick as well? You surprise me.
I know it wasn't you. If you were a human you'd look like Gregory Peck. I can tell from the courtroom picture above.
Ack! Gregory Peck? I thought he killed mockingbirds! :o)
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