Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Friday, November 07, 2008

I am Obligated to Go... They're Serving Dessert!

 
No time for blogging today! I am off to the to a meeting of the Americans United for the Separation of Church and State this weekend. I shall try to convince them of the relative merits of living under the gentle rule of a simian theocracy, and attempt to correct some of their misguided notions about the origin of man.


And they're serving dessert!
Hmm...Two slices, please.
 

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15 Comments:

At Sat Nov 08, 10:36:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

For church and state to be legitimately separate, wouldn't all churches and cathedrals and synagogues and mosques be required to float in the air like a bad sci-fi movie?

 
At Sat Nov 08, 12:43:00 PM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

If Jesus hated gays so much why'd he go on all those stag camp-outs and fishing trips? It's like Brokeback Mount of Olives

 
At Sat Nov 08, 12:43:00 PM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

Oh, and I hope you're having fun!

 
At Sun Nov 09, 12:22:00 PM, Blogger Freida Bee said...

Dr. Z, You should have known that if you'd swung by and picked me up, I would have brought a whole chocolate cake! Hope it's fun. I'm sewing my furry suit as to blend in when I go to mandatory simian churchery funtime.

 
At Sun Nov 09, 09:55:00 PM, Blogger BAC said...

Hmmmm ... chocolate cake AND Dr. Z ... does it get any better that this?


BAC

 
At Sun Nov 09, 09:57:00 PM, Blogger Fran / Blue Gal said...

Really. So awesome to meet you!!!

next year will be even MORE dessert.

 
At Sun Nov 09, 11:20:00 PM, Blogger Tengrain said...

Dr. Z - You are the funniest ape from the future I have ever met. Thank you so much for spending time with a lowly human.

Best regards,

Tengrain
(your pal)

 
At Mon Nov 10, 08:50:00 AM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

That cake does look good.

 
At Mon Nov 10, 10:31:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I loved meeting you! Thank you for hanging out with me during dinner. I don't believe you about the gold suit, though.

 
At Mon Nov 10, 10:55:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Cake for all!

 
At Mon Nov 10, 11:27:00 AM, Blogger Ubermilf said...

I saw pictures of you over at Fran's. Not only are you NOT of orangatan descent, you don't even have facial hair.

I feel betrayed and deceived.

 
At Mon Nov 10, 03:33:00 PM, Blogger Life As I Know It Now said...

me too ubermilf, me too.

 
At Mon Nov 10, 10:42:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Randal Graves: That's just silly! If you fill all of the churches and cathedrals and synagogues and mosques with helium, then anyone inside would talk in a comedic, high-pitched voice!

Utah Savage: The whole trick about Jesus is to know which one you are talking to. I have encountered many of his incarnations, but never the real one. (I have heard that he is really good at skee ball, though.)

Jess Wundrun: I don't think that Jesus hated gays. Remember, God is all the colors of the rainbow - and speaks with a British accent. (Very upper crust.)

Freida Bee: You are making a furry simian suit? For simian churchery funtime? Ooo-La-La! **blush**

BAC: It was wonderful to meet you, and I want to thank you for a wonderful time!

Blue Gal: MORE dessert? Mmm! I will bring my own fork! It was great to meet you, Blue Gal!

Kevin: It was great to meet you, Tengrain! I still can't get over how you stack your comic books... ;o)

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Mmm!

DCup: It was wonderful to meet you, DCup! (And my suit is not gold. It's beige.)

Dr. Monkerstein: Hear, hear! Let them eat cake! ;o)

Übermilf: Don't be fooled by this internet flim-flamery! I have no idea why she photoshopped a picture of a human's head over my opulent orangutan visage. Remember, the internet is not like a truck. It's a series of tubes.

Liberality: Oh, Liberality... Have you have been fooled by this tawdry internet trick as well? You surprise me.

 
At Tue Nov 11, 02:47:00 PM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

I know it wasn't you. If you were a human you'd look like Gregory Peck. I can tell from the courtroom picture above.

 
At Wed Nov 12, 11:20:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Ack! Gregory Peck? I thought he killed mockingbirds! :o)

 

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