Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Friday, November 07, 2008

I am Obligated to Go... They're Serving Dessert!

No time for blogging today! I am off to the to a meeting of the Americans United for the Separation of Church and State this weekend. I shall try to convince them of the relative merits of living under the gentle rule of a simian theocracy, and attempt to correct some of their misguided notions about the origin of man.

And they're serving dessert!
Hmm...Two slices, please.

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At Sat Nov 08, 10:36:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

For church and state to be legitimately separate, wouldn't all churches and cathedrals and synagogues and mosques be required to float in the air like a bad sci-fi movie?

At Sat Nov 08, 11:23:00 AM, Blogger Utah Savage said...

Wouldn't it just be simpler to round up all the religious wingnuts and send them to the big church in the sky. I hear colonial mansions will be waiting for them and they'll have "darkies" to wait on them for all eternity. And there are no gays in Heaven, or so I've been told. Just trying to work with Randal on the levitating churches idea.

But while you're there eating the cake n'stuff, could you ask them if Jesus would really approve of hating gay people and Muslims and such.

At Sat Nov 08, 12:43:00 PM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

If Jesus hated gays so much why'd he go on all those stag camp-outs and fishing trips? It's like Brokeback Mount of Olives

At Sat Nov 08, 12:43:00 PM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

Oh, and I hope you're having fun!

At Sun Nov 09, 12:22:00 PM, Blogger Freida Bee said...

Dr. Z, You should have known that if you'd swung by and picked me up, I would have brought a whole chocolate cake! Hope it's fun. I'm sewing my furry suit as to blend in when I go to mandatory simian churchery funtime.

At Sun Nov 09, 09:55:00 PM, Blogger BAC said...

Hmmmm ... chocolate cake AND Dr. Z ... does it get any better that this?


At Sun Nov 09, 09:57:00 PM, Blogger Blue Gal said...

Really. So awesome to meet you!!!

next year will be even MORE dessert.

At Sun Nov 09, 11:20:00 PM, Blogger Kevin said...

Dr. Z - You are the funniest ape from the future I have ever met. Thank you so much for spending time with a lowly human.

Best regards,

(your pal)

At Mon Nov 10, 08:50:00 AM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

That cake does look good.

At Mon Nov 10, 10:31:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I loved meeting you! Thank you for hanging out with me during dinner. I don't believe you about the gold suit, though.

At Mon Nov 10, 10:55:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Cake for all!

At Mon Nov 10, 11:27:00 AM, Blogger Übermilf said...

I saw pictures of you over at Fran's. Not only are you NOT of orangatan descent, you don't even have facial hair.

I feel betrayed and deceived.

At Mon Nov 10, 03:33:00 PM, Blogger Liberality said...

me too ubermilf, me too.

At Mon Nov 10, 10:42:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Randal Graves: That's just silly! If you fill all of the churches and cathedrals and synagogues and mosques with helium, then anyone inside would talk in a comedic, high-pitched voice!

Utah Savage: The whole trick about Jesus is to know which one you are talking to. I have encountered many of his incarnations, but never the real one. (I have heard that he is really good at skee ball, though.)

Jess Wundrun: I don't think that Jesus hated gays. Remember, God is all the colors of the rainbow - and speaks with a British accent. (Very upper crust.)

Freida Bee: You are making a furry simian suit? For simian churchery funtime? Ooo-La-La! **blush**

BAC: It was wonderful to meet you, and I want to thank you for a wonderful time!

Blue Gal: MORE dessert? Mmm! I will bring my own fork! It was great to meet you, Blue Gal!

Kevin: It was great to meet you, Tengrain! I still can't get over how you stack your comic books... ;o)

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Mmm!

DCup: It was wonderful to meet you, DCup! (And my suit is not gold. It's beige.)

Dr. Monkerstein: Hear, hear! Let them eat cake! ;o)

Übermilf: Don't be fooled by this internet flim-flamery! I have no idea why she photoshopped a picture of a human's head over my opulent orangutan visage. Remember, the internet is not like a truck. It's a series of tubes.

Liberality: Oh, Liberality... Have you have been fooled by this tawdry internet trick as well? You surprise me.

At Tue Nov 11, 02:47:00 PM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

I know it wasn't you. If you were a human you'd look like Gregory Peck. I can tell from the courtroom picture above.

At Wed Nov 12, 11:20:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Ack! Gregory Peck? I thought he killed mockingbirds! :o)


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