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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

When Snowmen Go Bad...

Snowman Gone Wild! The Winter Icon as an Alcohol Pitchman

11 Comments:

At Tue Dec 30, 12:18:00 PM, Darwin's Dagger said...: Seems to be quite a case of Chionophobia you got there, doc.
At Tue Dec 30, 12:31:00 PM, dguzman said...: Complete with child-molester mustache! Run for your life, little girl!
At Tue Dec 30, 04:02:00 PM, darkblack said...: Liquor and a switch whilst chasing a vexsome minx?
Why, what a heartwarming country Christmas you've provided for us, Doctor.

;>)
At Tue Dec 30, 05:06:00 PM, Anonymous said...: You know, I've never trusted snowmen....
At Tue Dec 30, 05:45:00 PM, Unknown said...: I wouldn't trust a snowman with a cheesy mustache.
At Tue Dec 30, 07:09:00 PM, Michelle Renee said...: You know you're in Minnesocold when the snowman begs you to take him in for the night.
At Wed Dec 31, 01:29:00 AM, Thomas Fummo said...: I only trust Snow-WOMEN.

what?
At Wed Dec 31, 01:02:00 PM, ThoughtCriminal said...: The mustache reminds me of Stalin. So I guess the girl represents Hungary.
At Wed Dec 31, 11:18:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Darwin's Dagger: I know! That's why I bought a Sno Wovel!

Randal Graves: That's no excuse for bad manners!

Dguzman: Indeed! It's a scandal.

Darkblack: I aim to please! Just like mom used to make...

DCup: Me either! It's the carrot nose and lump-of-coal eyes that make them so creepy.

Mathman6293: Snowmen eat cheese? They must be from Wisconsin!

Michelle Renee: They never stay long,t hough. The last snowman I took in disappeared into a puddle by the fire.

TF: Snow-women always seem kind of cold, like they think that they are a snow queen or something.

ThoughtCriminal: The girl is hungry? Maybe she is running home for dinner!
At Fri Jan 02, 05:07:00 PM, D. Debil said...: A snowman gave me my first drink. And one took my virginity. Yet another led me into the vice of gambling.

Snowmen are truly a scourge.
At Sat Jan 03, 05:34:00 AM, Distributorcap said...: that moustache is a bit disturbing

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