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Wednesday, January 07, 2009

The Blagojevich Burger

"Chefs at a Chicago restaurant have created a new delicacy inspired by embattled Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich. Kuma's Corner is featuring a new sandwich this month dubbed the "expletive ("#@(*&%^) Blagojevich burger". This behemoth of a burger features a ten ounce hamburger patty, a thick slice of bologna and yellow mustard stuffed between two grilled cheese sandwiches. When patrons receive the burger, one of the sandwiches has a large dollar sign written in mustard. The burger costs ten dollars, but according to restaurant employees the price is 'negotiable'."

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At Wed Jan 07, 09:19:00 AM, Blogger okjimm said...

Does it have to be mustard? I wonder? hmmmmmm... maybe 'sweet-sour sauce instead?

At Wed Jan 07, 09:29:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Since I like food that's bad for you, this actually sounds good. I'll pay 99 cents.

At Wed Jan 07, 12:35:00 PM, Blogger Darius Whiteplume said...

I wonder. If you order one, when the waitress brings it to the table, can your companion refuse to seat it?

At Wed Jan 07, 08:50:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

That is one tasty looking burger.

I will make it my mission to try this and report back.

At Thu Jan 08, 02:40:00 PM, Blogger Lisa said...

That's making me hungry. Why not a chicago dog for Blago, too?

At Thu Jan 08, 09:34:00 PM, Blogger Darius Whiteplume said...

Extra lettuce, perhaps?

I'm a veggie that hasn't been to Chi for a while. Is there lettuce on a Chicago dog?

Maybe a lot of kraut dyed brown for the hair?

At Sat Jan 10, 02:03:00 PM, Blogger Mauigirl said...

Sounds rather tasty. This is hilarious.

At Sun Jan 11, 10:14:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

okjimm: I think that it will take plenty of mustard for Blagojevich to wiggle out of this menu item.

Randal Graves: Sorry, the media has already outbid you!

Darius Whiteplume: Hee hee! Well put, Darius!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: You must do so forthwith, and report back to us what you find!

Lisa: That makes sense. He strikes me as something of a wiener!

Darius Whiteplume: Lettuce be thankful that Blagojevich's impeachment is nigh.

Mauigirl: It does sound good, doesn't it? I like the grilled cheese sandwiches. Mmm!

At Mon Jan 12, 12:44:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...




Read about my experience here.


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