Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

The First Real Test of the Obama Administration

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Although I am loathe to acknowledge the fanatical football and basketball related ravings of Randal Graves, I do quite enjoy some of the finer, more civilized sports. I have always been a solid enthusiest of the those sports where it is not important to know the rules or follow the score, those sports where women are able to show off their natural talents and demonstrate their keen bikinabilities.

It is for this very reason that I was so dismayed to find that the Lingerie Bowl has officially been canceled. I first heard about this sad turn of events on Keith Olbermann's fine television program.

At issue is a contract dispute over previously agreed upon 'clothing mandate', not for the girls - but the residents and guests at the clothing-optional community resort that the event was to be held! You can read all about it in The Suncoast News.

The Miami Caliente vs. Tampa Breeze game is scheduled for January 31! That's only a few days from now! If there was ever a time for President Obama to lead an emergency bipartisan diplomatic team to the far off land of Florida to settle this ridiculous 'clothing mandate' issue, now is the time. Forget about the Middle East, President Obama! You must dispatch Hillary Clinton or Dennis Ross to Land O' Lakes, Florida immediately!

Foul play, I say. Foul play!

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At Wed Jan 28, 05:29:00 AM, Blogger GOPnot4me said...

My God! This shall not stand. Obama must DO something. Nothing less than the nation itself is at stake. I shall write to Bill Kristol. He'll know what to do. And he has the time now.

At Wed Jan 28, 08:14:00 AM, Blogger Lisa said...

MathMan keeps citing the number of strip clubs in the Tampa area. I wonder if he's trying to tell me something?

At Wed Jan 28, 10:47:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Oh great, this doesn't mean they're bringing back that stupid Bud Bowl, does it? Down with beer bellies! Up with hot pants!

At Wed Jan 28, 11:37:00 AM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

Bud Bowl wasn't the best of ideas. Hard to get people to root for regular Bud versus Bud Light.

At Wed Jan 28, 07:02:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

How come John Madden doesn't have a Lingerie Bowl video game for the Playstation and Nintendo entertainment systems?

At Thu Jan 29, 07:38:00 AM, Blogger TF said...

you sinful people.

also, thanks for following my blog.
it made me happy to see your sophisticated simian features amongst my followers. Ta very much :-)

At Thu Jan 29, 01:58:00 PM, Blogger Tengrain said...

It signals the end of the republic as we know it.

So sad, so sad.



At Thu Jan 29, 02:11:00 PM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

I heard on the radio that the annual Superbowl party at the Playboy mansion was cancelled as well.

Desperate times.

At Sat Jan 31, 10:40:00 PM, Blogger darkblack said...

Republic, pshaw.

What we are talking about is the fundamental collapse of western civilization and the onset of communist indoctrination.


At Tue Feb 03, 05:45:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

GOPnot4me: Bah! What does Bill Kristol know about the importance of lingerie related sports?

Lisa: Ack! These are not strippers, madam! These are finely tuned athletes.

Randal Graves: I agree! The Lingerie Bowl is one of the few bright spots in the bleak chasm of American Sports. Ah, well. There is still Women's Beach Volleyball to look forward to.

Comrade Kevin: Hmm... Maybe if they had a sporting event based on dessert foods. They could fill the Superbowl with cake and ice cream!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Now there is a true mystery. I am sure the kids would love it!

TF: One ape's sin is another ape's Pay-Per-View event!

Tengrain: Truely this is the Obama administration's greatest failure. **sigh**

Dean Wormer: Ack! Those poor bunnies!

Darkblack: Hmm... Do communists like ice cream?

At Tue Feb 03, 07:59:00 AM, Blogger darkblack said...

Your average commie has no regard for Strawberry Swirl, Doctor.



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