Although I am loathe to acknowledge the fanatical football and basketball related ravings of Randal Graves,
I do quite enjoy some of the finer, more civilized sports. I have always been a solid enthusiest of the those sports where it is not important to know the rules or follow the score,
those sports where women are able to show off their natural talents and demonstrate their keen bikinabilities.
It is for this very reason that I was so dismayed to find that the Lingerie Bowl has officially been canceled
. I first heard about this sad turn of events on Keith Olbermann's fine television program.
At issue is a contract dispute over previously agreed upon 'clothing mandate', not for the girls - but the residents and guests at the clothing-optional community resort that the event was to be held! You can read all about it in The Suncoast News.
The Miami Caliente vs. Tampa Breeze game is scheduled for January 31! That's only a few days from now! If there was ever a time for President Obama to lead an emergency bipartisan diplomatic team to the far off land of Florida to settle this ridiculous 'clothing mandate' issue, now is the time.
Forget about the Middle East,
President Obama! You must dispatch Hillary Clinton or Dennis Ross to Land O' Lakes, Florida immediately!