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Monday, January 26, 2009

The Latest Literary News

 
Sarah Palin is shopping around for a multi-million dollar book deal! She is going to write a scathing expose of the wicked old mainstream media, and how they forced her to lose the election. Curse you, Katie Couric!

Oh, and Sarah Palin isn't the only one that is going to be gracing the Republican discount book-of-the-month clubs this Spring. Joe the Plumber is writing a book too!
 

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17 Comments:

At Mon Jan 26, 11:37:00 AM, Blogger CDP said...

Awesome...this would make her an official member of the elite media!

 
At Mon Jan 26, 12:19:00 PM, Blogger Some Guy said...

I was thinking the same thing as CDP. Once she writes it, she's part of the club.

That millions would buy her book is the real travesty.

 
At Mon Jan 26, 12:29:00 PM, Blogger ThoughtCriminal said...

I'm hoping she also writes a Faith-Based Parenting book.

 
At Mon Jan 26, 02:52:00 PM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

Where The Wild Things Are, I say.

 
At Mon Jan 26, 02:55:00 PM, Blogger Lisa said...

Perhaps she should do a moose meat cookbook.

 
At Mon Jan 26, 08:24:00 PM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

Imagine the poor editor who has to cut through all those "and also too's".

They'll be swinging from the lamp posts near Regnery, I swear!.

 
At Mon Jan 26, 09:04:00 PM, Blogger FranIAm said...

Palin hears a who and crushes the flower.

 
At Tue Jan 27, 06:44:00 AM, Blogger Step Back said...

Dr. Zaius,

I just discovered your blog and I think it's a total Hoot!

Keep up the great work. Planet of the Apes was one of my favorite movies and you betcha that Sarah Palin sure helps bring fictional works like that into real life.

Here's a shout out to all the apes that make our planet a forbidden zone.

 
At Tue Jan 27, 07:50:00 AM, Blogger Bubs said...

This is disappointing. I was hoping that Palin would be driven out of office in disgrace, and then would finally end up posing nude, or maybe filming a version of "Nailin' Paylin" starring herself.

 
At Tue Jan 27, 08:09:00 AM, Blogger TF said...

400 pages of pictures of her winking at you. You know, like a flick-book.

 
At Tue Jan 27, 10:34:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

I hope she remembers to return those elephant parts.

 
At Tue Jan 27, 01:20:00 PM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

Palin who?

 
At Tue Jan 27, 04:18:00 PM, Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

Of all creatures great and small...

 
At Tue Jan 27, 07:58:00 PM, Blogger Übermilf said...

Palin/Plumber '12.

I can't wait.

 
At Wed Jan 28, 06:01:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

CDP: Yes! She will be a repected member of the media, just like Ann Coulter!

Some Guy: The real question is whether or not the people that would buy her book can actually read.

ThoughtCriminal: That's a great idea. Sarah Palin could write it together with the mother of the soon to be husband of her daughter, the one that was arrested on drug charges! Grandmothers always know best.

Comrade Kevin: Ack! Too scary! :o)

Lisa: No! Think of poor Bullwinkle!

Jess Wundrun: You betcha! I am sure that the sales at Regnery will be Ginormous!

FranIAm: That sounds like the Republican version of a childrens book.

Step Back: Thanks, Step Back!

Bubs: Be patient. She may be driven out of office in disgrace yet!

TF: Ack! A horror movie!

Randal Graves: You mean like all of those campaign clothes?

Dean Wormer: Oh, how quickly you forget...

GETkristiLOVE: Although her mind is small, she is not so great...

Übermilf: Yay! They can't lose! ;o)

 
At Wed Jan 28, 09:49:00 AM, Blogger dguzman said...

If she writes a book, no doubt it will be sold on an infomercial. It's not like any of her supporters would know what a bookstore is.

 
At Sun Feb 01, 06:44:00 PM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

i was hoping for "Sara Gets Laid in Gorky Park" but that is just me

 

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