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Monday, January 19, 2009

John McCain Forces His Wife To Be a Wallflower - Again


"John McCain's wife Cindy was recently approached by producers of the TV show 'Dancing With The Stars' and asked to go on the show. A source told the New York Post, 'Just before Thanksgiving, Cindy McCain started talks with producers to appear as a dancer on the show. She wanted to do it very badly.' But this week, Sen. McCain 'put the kibosh on it.' A spokesperson for TV channel ABC, which broadcasts the show, said they would 'not comment on casting rumors.'", via Oliver Willis.

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At Tue Jan 20, 12:38:00 AM, Blogger BadTux said...

John McCain realized that Cindy's zombie drugs were too strong and would result in her cracking open the heads of her opponents in the dance contest and eating their brains. Brains... brains.... BRAINS! AAAAHHHHRRRG!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

At Tue Jan 20, 03:31:00 PM, Blogger JustJoeP said...

what a beautiful in-laid Frown Photo you found Dr. Z!

At Wed Jan 21, 10:49:00 AM, Blogger Darius Whiteplume said...

I bet they couldn't find enough dalmatian puppies to complete her costume.

At Fri Jan 23, 01:11:00 PM, Blogger dguzman said...

Great Photoshop, and great googly-moogly -- even I would've watched La Cindy trippin'...the lights fantastic with some gay-boy dance partner.

At Mon Jan 26, 12:05:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

BadTux: "Dancing With the Stars" with zombies... I would pay to see that!

JustJoeP: I got it from a video. She is such a lizard lady!

Darius Whiteplume: Doh! Good one! :o)

Dguzman: Great Googly-Moogly, indeed! :o)


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