Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Ack! I am the Victim of a Transporter Malfunction!

 
Ack! I have been caught in an quasi-entrobial Hasslein distortion loop while being beamed to the planet Tralmafador via the Starship Enterprise transporter! (Damn you and your Saurian brandy, Engineer Scott!) Click here to see the horrifying results. The unusual effects have been most embarrassing, I must say! (On the plus side, after the event I found a considerable number of delicious Cheez-It's discreetly lodged in my underpants, so at least I have something crunchy to snack on. Mmm, crispy cheesiness!)
 

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At Wed May 27, 09:20:00 PM, Blogger Lockwood said...

Heehee! If I circle my mouse cursor around your head, I can make you look really silly.

It's probably no big deal. They always end up crossing the beams or reversing the polarity or something. Or maybe your original template is archived on Google.

 
At Wed May 27, 09:43:00 PM, Blogger El Serracho! said...

you are a like a dada god.

 
At Wed May 27, 10:01:00 PM, Blogger ZIRGAR said...

Well, I dunno. It's not so bad, you kind a look like my neighbor now. SHe's not the prettiest of women, but pretty isn't everything.

On a side note, I find crunchy things to snack on in my underpants too, but I don't think they're Cheez-Its.

 
At Wed May 27, 11:26:00 PM, Blogger Tengrain said...

Note to self: never accept Cheezits from Zaius.

Regards,

Tengrain

 
At Wed May 27, 11:29:00 PM, Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

Pretty cool - although Tranya is much better than Saurian brandy.

 
At Thu May 28, 02:03:00 AM, Blogger Utah Savage said...

You are a kind of god, Dr. Zaius. But I no longer crave Cheez-its

 
At Thu May 28, 09:30:00 AM, Blogger Doc said...

The hair will grow back but that brandy will hang with you for months. Best just stick to Romulan ale.

Doc

 
At Thu May 28, 09:33:00 AM, Blogger Darwin's Dagger said...

I wouldn't go back to Ape City looking like that. They'll throw you in the nearest cage. It'll be you shouting "Get your paws off me, you damn dirty ape."

 
At Thu May 28, 09:42:00 AM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

That's what happens when they don't have the power!

 
At Thu May 28, 12:24:00 PM, Blogger Moxie said...

Losing one's glorious fur is no laughing matter.

I will gladly donate some of my fur, if it would help.

 
At Thu May 28, 12:26:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

At least you didn't meld with Troi.

 
At Thu May 28, 07:31:00 PM, Blogger Steve said...

I'm sure if you reroute the transporter power through the main deflector dish this can be fixed in no time!

 
At Thu May 28, 07:50:00 PM, Blogger susan said...

I'll keep my fingers crossed you don't get split into the good Dr. Zaius and the evil Dr. Zaius next time you transport for cheezit dip.

 
At Thu May 28, 08:58:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Don't worry Doctor, I'll fix you.

*Tap tap tap* ZAP!

Oh oh....

 
At Thu May 28, 08:59:00 PM, Blogger BAC said...

I'm with Ten on this one, Dr. Z ... but even without all your gorgeous hair you are still pretty darned cute!


BAC

 
At Thu May 28, 09:32:00 PM, Blogger The Cunning Runt said...

Ah, Preppy-Zaius! You'll never live this one down (or at least, not 'till your fur grows back!

 
At Fri May 29, 09:41:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Lockwood: Indeed! Ever since the accident I have had this strange obseesion with cursors. I can't stop looking at them. Ack! There's another one!

El Serracho!: That is perhaps the nicest thing that any one has ever said to me. Thank you, El Serracho! Dada is awesome!

Zirgar: You know Zirgar, some things that are found in your underpants are best left unmentioned. ;o)

Tengrain: **hrumph** Taht's all the more for me then, Tengrain. ;o)

GETkristiLOVE: Yes, but it's so much harder to find! You have to get it from this guy!

Utah Savage: Thank you, Utah Savage! I have always wanted to achieve godhood, you know. ;o)

Doc: After this accident, I think that I am going to stick to chocolate milk and cookies!

Darwin's Dagger: Ack! You make a good point. I am almost as ugly as Charleton Heston!

Comrade Kevin: I have no idea what you are talking about. Do you mean cell phone batteries? :o)

Moxie: Thanks, Moxie! Maybe I can just glue it on...

Randal Graves: What is Troi's freakin' job on the enterprise, anyway? It seems that her primary function is to restate the obvious. ;o)

Steve: Hey! That's a good idea! I'll tell the captain to get right on that...

Susan: Jeepers! I hope not! That episode was extra scary

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Ack! Damn you, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator! That just made things worse!

BAC: Jeepers, thanks BAC! **blush**

The Cunning Runt: I know! Please don't tell anybody. This would be murder if it got out! The guys at the bowling alley would never let me live this down. ;o)

 
At Fri May 29, 12:55:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

And wear short skirts, at least in season one. ;-)

 
At Fri May 29, 01:03:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Mini skirts and go go boots! Don't forget the go go boots. ;o)

 
At Mon Jun 01, 02:38:00 PM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

So creepy and so damned funny at the same time.

 
At Tue Jun 02, 09:33:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Thanks! (I think...) :o)

 
At Sat Jun 06, 01:39:00 PM, Blogger Freida Bee, MD said...

Dammit Zaius, I'm not a hair engineer! I'm a Doctor.

 

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