Ack! I have been caught in an quasi-entrobial Hasslein distortion loop while being beamed to the planet Tralmafador via the Starship Enterprise transporter! (Damn you and your Saurian brandy, Engineer Scott!) Click here to see the horrifying results.
The unusual effects have been most embarrassing, I must say! (On the plus side, after the event I found a considerable number of delicious Cheez-It's discreetly lodged in my underpants, so at least I have something crunchy to snack on. Mmm, crispy cheesiness!)