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Friday, May 22, 2009

Archie Andrews is Getting Married

I just hope that he picks Veronica. Betty is too good for him.

19 Comments:

At Fri May 22, 02:25:00 PM, Anonymous said...: This is even worse than when they killed Superman. In the comics you can recover from death, but marriage could upset the delicate balance of the Archie love triangle. That is unless they develop some kind of Brangelina parallel. Poor Betty, I knew she was destined to be Jennifer Aniston!
At Fri May 22, 03:15:00 PM, Randal Graves said...: Right before National 9/11 Day? Why does Archie hate America?
At Fri May 22, 04:53:00 PM, Ubermilf said...: Who the hell wants to marry that freckled freak anyways?

He's a knob.
At Fri May 22, 05:02:00 PM, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...: Maybe it's all just Jughead's crazy dream after he ate a giant cheeseburger.
At Fri May 22, 07:29:00 PM, Kelly the little black dog said...: I thought Betty was picking Veronica!
At Sat May 23, 10:43:00 AM, Matthew Hubbard said...: In a real shocker, he will propose to Midge, and Moose will kill them both before turning the gun on himself.

Let's see. The kids have been in high school for 68 years, I wonder if the marriage will happen before I reach retirement age two decades from now?
At Sat May 23, 06:29:00 PM, Sleestak said...: Maybe it's evil archie from the old Archie Meets the Punisher comic.
At Sat May 23, 06:57:00 PM, lisahgolden said...: I'm too shocked by this news to even attempt to say something clever.
At Sat May 23, 08:28:00 PM, Life As I Know It Now said...: Oh, I thought Veronica was after Betty!

I've tagged you for an I,Splotchy story virus if you are up for it.
At Sat May 23, 09:11:00 PM, Steve said...: i vote for Betty and Veronica running away together as well
At Sun May 24, 01:56:00 AM, ZIRGAR said...: This infamy must not stand!
At Sun May 24, 07:59:00 AM, StonyPillow said...: Veronica's too stuck up. Betty can live with freckles.
At Sun May 24, 09:31:00 AM, Masked Evangelist said...: It's going to be his longtime male companion, "Jughead" Jones.
At Sun May 24, 11:28:00 AM, susan said...: I always thought he and Jughead would be perfect life companions too. Well, actually they have been for decades, haven't they?
At Sun May 24, 03:05:00 PM, Distributorcap said...: can comic book characters have kids?
At Mon May 25, 08:55:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Jang-chub Ozer: Ack! I never thought of that. Gosh, she'll be heartbroken! Still, in her saddened state she might consider a certain orangutan theological leader from the future...

Randal Graves: Indeed! It shall be a terrorist wedding!

Übermilf: I agree. And he uses the library computer to download porn. What a goober!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: That is indeed possible! Maybe it was the extra pickles...

Kelly the little black dog: Now that would be interesting! What would Mr. Lodge say?

Matty Boy: Ack! And I thought that all Moose was interested in was Greco-Roman wrestling!

Sleestak: That would be a twist! I wonder what would happen if Mary Jane and Gwen were at wedding...

Lisa: It is quite shocking, isn't it?

Liberality: Ack! I shall go take a look forthwith, and attack that meme!

Steve: I agree! Archie doesn't deserve either one of them.

Zirgar: No! I don't even like this infamy when it is sitting down!

Stony: I agree. Veronica is is a harpy, but Betty is divine!

Masked Liberal Evangelist: Ha! I am not sure that gay marriage has spread to comic books yet!

susan: In the early Archie comics, Jughead HATED girls. I'm just sayin'...
Distributorcap: Only if you have plenty of ink and paper.
At Mon May 25, 11:05:00 AM, Anonymous said...: I'm not sure that Archie would be that interested in Jughead - however his Reggie rivalry is just rife with latent homo erotic sexual tension!
At Tue May 26, 10:29:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: You may be right! I think that Freud would have something to say about that.
At Wed May 27, 12:59:00 PM, mwb said...: Bah, Archie is marrying Jughead. And I'll comfort the grieving Betty.

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