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Monday, May 11, 2009

This Is My Professional Opinion...

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

8 Comments:

At Mon May 11, 05:04:00 AM, Odile said...: Don´t know Dr. is my believe that we human are worst than cockroaches, we will be the last thing the Earth will see.
At Mon May 11, 12:46:00 PM, lisahgolden said...: I trust you because you wear a white coat.
At Mon May 11, 07:11:00 PM, susan said...: Yes, we're a pestilence but the earth will get over us.. perhaps sooner than we'd care for but maybe that's what reincarnation is for. A couple of million years as cockroaches might teach humans a lesson we won't forget so fast next time.
At Mon May 11, 11:10:00 PM, Utah Savage said...: Humanism is incurable despite what the good doctor says. I know I've been trying to recover my nonhuman health, but humanism has me by the... Throat.
At Tue May 12, 02:28:00 PM, Comrade Kevin said...: Don't you think we're a pestilence? Or was that just a clever title? :)
At Wed May 13, 01:36:00 AM, Thorne said...: I'm putting in my advance directive to be reborn as a simian when Mama finally recovers from viral humanity!
At Wed May 13, 08:32:00 AM, mwb said...: "Humans?!?! It must have been from that toilet seat in the bus station."
At Fri May 15, 07:30:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Odile: Don't tell the cockroaches that! They might get mad... ;o)

Lisa: Ah, clearly you know the mark of real authority! ;o)

susan: I have no doubt that cockroaches could teach humans a trick or two, but I doubt that they would listen. ;o)

Utah Savage: **hrumph** Humanism, shmoomanism. The subject to study is Simianism! ;o)

Randal Graves: A very compelling argument, Mr. Graves. Indeed. ;o)

Comrade Kevin: Don't be silly. But of course you're a pestilence! ;o)

Thorne: A wise choice. :o)

MWB: Jeepers! The Earth needs to be more careful where she hangs out! ;o)

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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