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Saturday, May 30, 2009

Subdivisions

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Ross Racine: Subdivisions (group 1)

5 Comments:

At Sun May 31, 10:44:00 PM, susan said...: Oooh, I like it plus they're all made out of ticky tacky and they all look just the same! Where have I heard that before?
At Mon Jun 01, 02:35:00 PM, Dean Wormer said...: That last one makes me hungry for escargot.
At Tue Jun 02, 05:54:00 AM, ZIRGAR said...: I got an instant headache from looking at that.
At Tue Jun 02, 09:32:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: susan: Ack! I haven't heard that song in ages! Hee hee!

Dean Wormer: Ick! I had escargot once. It tasted like garden snails!

Zirgar: Oops! Sorry about that...
At Tue Jun 02, 10:17:00 AM, Angry Ballerina said...: ugh, I think I died a lil inside.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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