Zaius Nation - Some Apes Are More Equal Than Others

Thursday, June 04, 2009

Mwuhaha! Our Plan Is Working!

4 Comments:

At Thu Jun 04, 08:30:00 PM, Steve said...: i thought i read somewhere the king is pissed because Barry X Hitler Muslimy Stalin Obambi did not bow enough when he received his super ten ton gold medal of secret muslimness.

but it just may be a rumor
At Thu Jun 04, 09:00:00 PM, Anonymous said...: So wrong.
So very very wrong.
At Thu Jun 04, 09:16:00 PM, ZIRGAR said...: Oh, Dr. Zaius, you nut! lol
At Mon Jun 08, 08:26:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Steve: I heard a rumor that the conservatives are mad because they think that he bowed too low!

Seeing Eye Chick: ;o)

Zirgar: Macadamia, I hope. ;o)

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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